Plot:
The sun sets, as men head to the gentleman’s club, the gyrations begin…Plot specific radio announces how a number of women
have been kidnapped. One woman, Claire, is grabbed to summon the opening credits.
Later, the cops start to investigate Claire’s disappearance.
Francisco, a native guy, asks Laura to marry him but is blown off. After he leaves, some monks grab her.
Later, Laura awakens and is taken to an underground sewer with another girl. They are canoed into the river. The monks take them
with Bonnie and another girl. The Bataan Death March through the jungle ensues.
The cult is ready and begins worshipping Raoul. The girls are taken to the village. The cult believes that one of the girls may be the
one if Raoul decides.
The ceremony calls on Raoul. Apparently, Laura is the chosen one; destined to free mankind from the machines…The natives take
the other girls to a cell. Laura manages to escape into a nearby cave but found shortly.
Laura is brought to Barouk, the head priest.
Push out the jive...
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Get out on the floor and do the Funky Monkey...
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A metaphysical rant ensues. Laura is shown an ancient painting of her. Barouk offers
to let her learn their ways.
Back in the cell, a native warns Laura to leave while she still can or else.
The next day, as the ceremony begins; the girls realize that Laura has been taken again.
All cults must have bizarre interpretive dance numbers. Laura is readied and is introduced to Ranu, the queen. A number of girls
are tied to tables and are cut. The cult uses the girls’ blood to make the cult immortal. Ranu offers Laura the opportunity to join
them. Laura refuses. Ranu has her shown what happens to those who refuse. Laura is thrown into a cell with zombies?
Barouk tries to convince Laura to join. A bad philosophical debate ensues; something about ugliness is to be prevented. Laura
keeps refusing. .
Taken back to the cell, some elderly native lady offers to help the girls escape.
Things get even wackier on the next Mystery Date...
The day for night jungle scenes have to start. The girls reach a village where they’re welcomed. Barouk is able to recapture them.
At the blood drinking ceremony, Barouk had to recapture Laura. He shows her the pit of bones of those that refused. Suddenly,
Barouk decides to help the girls escape. He lets out the zombies to cover the escape. Laura and Claire, who wants to stay, get into
a cat-fight. During the struggle, Claire falls off a cliff and dies.
The zombies attack the serum room.
Barouk leads the girls down a steep trail.
The guards finally overpower and beat the zombies into submission.
Ranu sends people and guards to bring the escapees back but warns her people not to go past the ring of age.
Hiding in a cave, they head back out and have to stay ahead of their pursuers. Let the jungle chase ensues.
Barouk is getting weaker and older after passing the ring of age.
Luke, tell your sister I'm sorry..
(Got to do the pointless Star Wars in-joke..)
The cult pursuers send the guard that aren’t immortal and drastically aging past the ring, either.
Barouk can’t go any further and has the girls keep going. The guards catch up him and promptly kill him.
The girls are trodding on and come across a road. Flagging down a passing jeep and ride off to escape the guards.
A helicopter is making aerial recon passes over the jungle and can’t find the cult village.
The cops don’t believe Laura’s story and can’t find any trace of the village.
Ranu uses her telescope and spies on them.
Can't turn away from Rosie O'Donnell's nude beach...
