In a jungle battle, the machine gunning and bazooka fu ensues as random guys are mowed down. They finally surrender and are taken to the Communist Terrorist
Training Camp© of Colonel Howard.
Fighter who is tied to a rope that is Rube Goldbergly connected to the trigger of a machine gun pointed at another prisoner is fighting a prisoner. When fighter manages to
throw his opponent on some Punjab sticks, the gun’s trigger is pulled which opens fire on the other prisoner.
Colonel Howard wants the prisoners to admit what they were up to. One gets a hold of a gun is promptly mowed down.
Another bloodsport battle ensues. Another prisoner is thrown on the Punjab sticks, and another is gunned down.
Colonel Howard lets one prisoner go and gives him a 5 minute head start. Most Dangerous Game ensues. Well, Colonel Howard catches and executes him.
Later, while the Communist Terrorists© are training, a man and woman are spying on the camp.
Paparrazi from the 1980s had cameras that were slightly bigger than sniper rifles.
They head away and are being chased by the goons. The man is shot
and hobbles along. The woman is able to get a machine gun and mows some goons down. Good, they almost went out a gunfight for 3 minutes. The man gives her the film
and will stay behind.
The goons catch the wounded man. The woman is wounded but rescued by a group of men who get her out.
The man is taken to the Communist Terrorist Training Camp©. Colonel Howard wants answers when not getting any from the wounded man. The goons shoot him.
Elsewhere, PYTHON is given photos of the Communist Terrorist Training Camp© and of Colonel Howard who was the best Green Beret. PYTHON and 3 others, and
Howard Marshall, the Colonel’s son, will be sent to Vietnam. If they do not succeed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of their actions. Yes, steal from Mission
3 guys meet with a gang for a drug buy. However, the gang manages to rip them off. Suddenly, NINJAS attack the gang? Who else uses throwing stars? PYTHON is the
ninja he wants the guys to join the mission and offers them $250,000 each for the mission.
Let the training begin. PYTHON briefs them before their first exercise to cross a booby-trapped forest in 10 minutes. Snipers will be after them, and it is a live fire exercise. The
3 get across but are 10 seconds over time. PYTHON chews them.
Later, the 3 are playing poker when PYTHON bursts in and opens fire on their table. They must always be prepared for the enemy.
Let the training montage ensue without any wonderful 1980s inspirational rock. Throwing stars, Gymkata Fu, and Bolo Fu. Howard and PYTHON try ambushing the guys
again who get the drop on them until PYTHON uses the disappearing Ninja powder. We are graced with watching 3 Tarzan rope swings while being shot at with machine
The CIA operative is impressed with PYTHON’s results but is still worried about Howard on the mission. He wants PYTHON to terminate Colonel Howard with extreme
prejudice should Howard not be able to do it.
The Force gets into Vietnam. Commando skulking through the jungle ensues along with ninja style dispatching of the goons. Finally, let the machine guns be broken
out again. A flock of goons arrive.
Back at the Communist Terrorist Training Camp©, Colonel Howard learns of the attack.
Grenade fun and jumping guys ensue. The force is able to dispatch several more goons in hand to hand combat.
2 of the guys force a farmer to take them down the river but run into a goon boat. The guys manage to take care of those goons and get to the edge of the Communist
Terrorist Training Camp©. While searching the base, Garner finds a boy and his mother, Colonel Howard’s wife.
Guy versus Victor from the bloodsports from the beginning of the movie. We learn that kung fu isn’t able to combat a machine gun until you learn the Golden Glow from
the Last Dragon.
Back at the house, Colonel Howard’s wife tries shooting Garner but the other guy kills her.
Another batch of goons are dispatched from the rest of the Force using a missile jeep.
The camp is under fire. Actually, it is chaos in the camp…
More grenade fu with plenty of jumping guys ensuing. Goons are sniped out of the trees by the heroes. Gunbattle on…
A chopper approaches the Communist Terrorist Training Camp©. The force readies to assault the camp. If you though mowing down Communist Terrorists
couldn’t get boring, you’d be wrong.
The camp attack begins. More evil henchmen are mowed down the blades of grass your lawn when it’s mowed. Bazooka fu. Garner is hit and finally is dispatched to
Valhalla or wherever bearded fat guys who like not wearing shirts go…
The chopper starts launching missiles at the camp.
PYTHON is using his explosive throwing starts obviously borrowed from Storm Shadow.
The goons are still after the force and the chopper keeps attacking the camp up…
Colonel Howard finds his dead wife.
More Communist Terrorists are gunned down.
Howard catches his father, Colonel Howard. The wily Colonel is able to distract Howard by claiming how an awful son he was to get Howard’s gun. When all looks
bleakest for him, PYTHON caps Colonel Howard.
PYTHON and Howard perforate some more goons and reach the pickup point and are airlifted to safety.