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Phantom Planet (1961)


Cast:

Dean Fredericks is Capt. Frank Chapman
Coleen Gray is Liara
Anthony Dexter is Herron
Francis X. Bushman is Sessom
Richard Weber is Lt. Ray Makonnen


What the box says:

When an undiscovered planet appears in the solar system, Earth dispatches an expedition to investigate. They discover a race of tiny people who possess the technology to move their planet "Rheton" from galaxy to galaxy to evade their enemies. Beset by attacks by giant monsters and the menacing Solorites, they are aided by a surviving astronaut who helps them save the day.


Plot:

A number of American ships explore throughout the solar system. One of the ships crashes into a meteor. From the lunar base, a colonel sends Frank Chapman to lead an investigation on this suspicious meteor.


Amazing that rocket consoles don't need digital controls.
However, on the trip, Frank and his co-pilot lose track with the base and must take a spacewalk to repair their rocket.

Outside, a meteor shower strikes. the co-pilot manages to get Frank back inside but is knocked away. Later, Frank awakens and manages to land the rocket on the phantom planet.

Frank starts to examine the meteor and finds a number of tiny people (Smurf sized). Frank shrinks down to their size. He tries to attack one of the guys. Later, Frank is put on trial and found guilty but the only sentence he's given is that he can't leave the planet.

Frank is shown that Rheyton has quite a bit of technological advancement but has lowered a bit of their civilization, too. Sessom, the planet's leader, tries to show Frank some of their ways and get him to accept this life since they sent the rocket off the planet.

The lunar base sends a rescue ship to search for Frank. They find the rocket and Frank's last log entry.

Frank is shown some of the Rheyton's high gravity technology. They're afraid of the Solarites attacking them.

Haron, one of the high leaders, is angry that Frank might win Liara, Sessom's daughter, for a wife. Frank accepts Haron's duel. The rules are explained. One must oush the other guy onto a high gravity plate that will disintegrate them unless the winner lets the loser live.


Spock, this is Jim...Quit the Pon Far rite...
Frank decides to let Haron live.

Haron has the brilliant idea to help let Frank escape which will prevent Liara from chasing after him anymore.

The Solarites are preparing to attack Rheyton for their high gravity technology to keep their planet from falling into the sun.

Rheyton's only previously captured Solarite prisoner escapes.

The Rheytons are quickly able to destroy the invading fleet.


Quit complaining. At least, you're not being carried by Ro-Man...
The one Solarite grabs Zetha, the mute girl that has been casting eyes at Frank through the rest of the movie. Frank and Haron are able to push the Solartite on one of the high gravity plates which disintigrates it.

Later, Haron readies the rest of his plan to help Frank escape back to Earth. Frank says goodbye to Zetha who gives him some good luck token.

The rescue rocket finds the meteor and starts searching it. Frank is returned to his space suit with a little of normal human oxygen in it which restores Frank to his regular size. Frank has flashbacks to some of all that has happened to him since meeting the Rheytons, etc...The rescuers find him and return to the ship. Frank keeps talking about Haron, Zetha, and the other Rheytons. The crew just think he's in shock and take off heading to the lunar base.


What I say:

Fire up for another of the early sci-fi movies in the 60s. Typically sci-fi movies from this time aren't known for decent special effects. Decent is if the pie plate used as a flying saucer had been washed. Movies like Assignment: Outer Space are the extreme low budget types and are just starting to break away from the sci-fi serials. However, editing serials into things like Planet Outlaws are still popping up at this time.

Some actors are better known for a couple of of their roles than anything else. Richard Kiel from Eegah and Jaws in some James Bond movies pops up in this movie as the Solarite. Popping up as giant aliens though other low budget movies but with not quite the James Arness recognition in the Thing From Another World.

One would expect a movie that has a guy giant to any group to automatically have a Gulliver's Travels feel. Well, this movie shrinks the hero and doesn't try the typical Gulliver Travel or Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur. The duel looks like it inspired the duels that Captain Kirk had to handle in Star Trek.

The Solarites are just put into the sci-fi movie because needs some aliens to fight. It's a shame that none of of the evil aliens are those in Earth Versus the Flying Saucers or War of the Worlds. Evil aliens don't appear until nearly half through the movie.

The tiny aliens have their civilization that makes no sense. Their people quit all work when the technology could support them. Afterwards, they kept the technology which would support the population's food rations, etc but removed most technology to have a purpose. If that made no sense, the trial is more convoluted. Frank is put on trial but not told what he's being tried for, found quilty and has no sentence, and told to get adjusted to theRheytons and get married eventually.

This has to be one of the hardest movies to endure in quite a while. Bad sci-fi at least has better than the lame comedy of Fat Spy. Thankfully, it is at least better than Massacre and Pocket Ninjas.

An astronaut lands on a rogue planet and shrinks down to the size of little humanoid aliens. The question of the aliens being little doesn't really matter. The techno-babble is that apparently, the hero could scientifically restore his natural size if he could breathe his own oxygen atmosphere. Even being far away from physics, gravity gets more of a magical rap than how radiation created super-power heroes in comic books. One can lose track with the way various words are just tacked on in front of "gravity" for positive-gravity, negative-gravity, anti-gravity, etc...



1 1/2 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

"Looks like the worst is over. "
"What will I be looking for? A floating space monster?"
"The fate of the victim is on the fate of the victor."
"Only these fire people bother us."
"What the future will reveal of this story is only the beginning, only the beginning, only the beginning..."


Morals of the Story

US had established a number of lunar bases before 1980.
Rocket need to have a number of analog dials for controls.
Astronaut suits are similar to SCUBA suits and tanks.
Extremely high gravity can distintegrate anything.
Open fire exists in the vacuum of space.


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