This will be a challenge, but I'll try to avoid from doing any Orange County jokes.
Adam West narration about environment fu about how the greenhouse gas ruined the world.
3 cops learn about a slave-trading deal and head off to break it up.
At the slave auction, the cops sneak in before the gunfight ensues. A couple of the cops are gunned down and only Omega Cop
escapes. A solar flare erupts in the sky.
Chief Adam West wonít send backup for Omega or even let him back into the bunker. Omega grabs a rocket launcher to handle the
slavers and swears a Klingon blood-oath.
Later, Omega spots the slavers with a blonde slaver girl. During a showdown, Omega manages to gun them all down.
Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya???
The girl rides off him. Chief Adam West radios about the solar flare which is driving people crazy.
Some guy wants guns from a store owner. Omega handles the dude. The manager wants him to take his daughter to the
mountain. The gang shoots the manager. Omega is able to layeth the smack down on the gang.
Omega and the girls are chased through warehouses, etc, before reaching the jeep and driving away.
Chief Adam West wonít let the group in the bunker.
The gang wants Omega dead. They kill a girl and drink her blood.
Omega spots a couple of gang members and tracks them before killing them. He finds another girl. They head to a hospital where
the doctor checks her.
A kid steals the jeep. Omega chases after him. Catching up, the gang surrounds Omega. The fight is on but the gang catches him.
Omega is carried to the gangís headquarters. Tied up, the leader demands that he turn over the women.
The girls are deciding whether to go after Omega. They learn that the doctor was infected by the solar flare. He freaks out and
scares them away.
Omega is able to escape from his manacles. Kung fues the guards while the action 1980s synthesizer ensues.
The girls get to the ball field.
Omega reaches the hospital and finds the crazed doctor. The flared doctor has Omega shoot him.
That night, Omega reaches the ball field. Lena, the blonde, talks with him.
The next day, Omega tries taking the sick girl to the bunker. Lena and the other girl stay behind. The gang grabs them but escape.
Omega tries contacting Chief Adam West who canít help. The gang is trying to break into the bunker with a torch. Sniper Omega
The girls are tied up. Creepy John-Rhys Davies impression.
But, Indy, I need those camels. OK, I'm not really John Rhys-Davies..
The boss and the gangs decide to head to the bunker.
Omega heads back to the ball field and another gunfight with the gang ensues. He sneaks back into the gangís HQ. Kung fuing the
guard, frees the girls but must face a beaten down David Coverdale of Whitesnake.
David Coverdale of WhiteSnake really hit the skids, man..
The goons break into the police bunker.
Chief Adam West radios Omega. The only way to get the gangís boss is to blow up the bunker.
Omega heads in to blow the bunker but must kung fu several goons on the way.
Chief Adam West proposes to the lady radio technician in the bunker. The marriage ceremony ends as the bunker blows up.
Omega and the 3 girls take a refreshing swim.