Plot:
In a major fight, random guys are being sliced apart. If there is reason for the fight, I missed it.
In the 1600s, a rebellion which led to a large number of Christians being slaughtered. The Christian leader was executed. The Shogun of Japan banned Christianity. A book of prophecy tells of a child that would be born as Christ or if his destiny was blocked to return as Satan. .
Soldiers attack a group of Christians and destroy their temple. Ocho finds Shiro who wakes up after being shot. His crucifix stopped the bullet. Everyone is sure that it is a sign of a miracle. Suiken Mori watches from afar with great interest. (Actually, to keep the spell checking in hand, Mori will be referred to by the name Captain Creepy which is very appropriate for him.)
Soldiers march on when energy crosses appear much like the ones in Neon Genesis Evangelion. The soldiers are swarmed with arrows and spears.
Cross flags are flown. Captain Creepy tells people how that their protection is the reward of their faith in God. Lord Shiro tries to convince people not to rage against their enemies and to bring peace.
Tokugawa castle, the Shogun learns of his troops being defeated. Jubei will handle things.
The narrator tells about how the Shogun’s general attacked the Christians while Jubei is flying around…
Shiro realizes he cannot win the war. The people are out of food and will starve. He offers to surrender. Captain Creepy won’t let him surrender. Jubei flies and arrives at the Christians’ castle. He easily dispatches the Christian soldiers, let the gore ensue.
The Shogun’s troops head for the castle and the battle slaughter. Shiro tries to calm the people.
Most of the castle is covered in gore. A couple of kids are decapitated by Captain Creepy.
Jubei finds Shiro. Jubei reveals the Shogun has ordered him to kill the leader of the revolt. Shiro offers to surrender himself in exchange for amnesty for his people. Jubei agrees as Shiro is about to hari-kari himself. Captain Creepy claims that Jubei slaughter the 2 kids and holds up the severed heads. Jubei denies it. Shiro starts to go all Tetsuo from Akira on Jubei. Shiro gets all powered up, turns evil, and summons a dragon.
Jubei must contend with Shiro and a giant dragon. Jubei’s men who carry Surface-to-Air missiles and steam powered mecha take care of the dragon.
Jubei manages to systematically cut off Shiro’s arms. Using the severed heads to shock Shiro, Jubei delivers the final blow. Shiro falls into the temple below.
Jubei and his men head off.
In the temple, Shiro questions God when Captain Creepy arrives and declares that God doesn’t exist. He offers for Shiro to be reborn but he must get jiggy and do the beast with two backs with Captain Creepy’s daughter, Ocho. Captain Creepy watches triumphantly and knows that Shiro will be reborn as Satan and eliminate the Togukan emperor.
On a field of severed heads on spikes, Jubei plants 2 crosses for the children and walks off.
Narration about the battle reveals that Shiro was found dead and Captain Creepy was never seen by mortals again.
Part 2, Jubei severs a number of limbs from his enemies. He recalls the words of his father who fights and cuts his eye out. Jubei must always win no matter what and must learn to fight without using his sword.
The narrator extols a number of the greatest samurai of all including Jubei. Their deaths are barely known.
Several months after the fall of the Christian revolt, Onwe and her brother Yataro are fishing. Jubei recalls the children that were killed in the revolt.
At Yagyu castle, Lord Jushin arrives to see his children: Yataro and Onwe. The Shogun has ordered his nobles to bring all their young daughters to be brought to the capital. Apparently, new soldiers and strange visions have been seen there, too.
Sparring ensues. Jushin takes his daughter and Votoro off.
Jubei has one of his men watch the capital.
At the capital, large drooling guy with a prehensile tongue who resembles a younger Captain Creepy has his way with a girl to her death.
Some guy is gutted in another too dark to see scene.
Apparently, some samurai who died months ago has been reborn.
A spy report’s to Jubei’s father about the dead Samurai who was reborn.
Jubei meets with a monk to discuss Shiro and Captain Creepy and the return of Satan (imagine the voice of the church Lady saying the last part of the sentence…) Jubei has been haunted by killing for duty. The monk knows a man, Mososh Miymoto who gave up killing 40 years ago.
Man ponders if he could defeat Jubei.
Back in the capital, the Shogun is ready. Captain Creepy’s daughter, Ocho, who has been carrying Shiro’s man juices, begins to float in mid-air. Invisible demon rape and soul removal and return ensues. Several men are watching…Cronenberg body melting and re-sculpting ensues. Captain Creepy calls for Satan, and Shiro to return. Shiro, who has silver hair and looks like bishonen, pretty-boy, pulls himself out of Ocho full sized.
Shiro must have an insane display of power…
Jubei trods on.
Shiro uses his long silver hair like razor wire on a number of peasants while another guy is randomly slaughtering them with a katana. Captain Creepy is very happy…