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Night of the Lepus (1972)

Rabbits


Cast:

Janet "Showers in motels are bad ideas..." Leigh is Gerry Bennett
Rory "Farmer Vincent's sausage is the best..." Calhoun is Cole Hillman
DeForest "I'm a Doctor not a rabbit hunter..." Kelley is Elgin Clark
Paul Fix is Sheriff Cody
Stuart "Don't hold Omega Cop against me" Whitman is Roy Bennett
Melanie Fullerton is Amanda Bennett


What the IMDB says:

Cole Hillman's Arizona ranch is plagued with 'mongrel' rabbits, and he wants to employ an ecologically sound control method. As a favor to college benefactor Hillman, college president Elgin Clark calls in zoologist Roy Bennett to help. Bennett immediately begins injecting rabbits with hormones and genetically mutated blood in an effort to develop a method of disrupting rabbit reproduction. One of the test subjects escapes, resulting in a race of bloodthirsty, wolf-sized, man-, horse-, and cow-eating bunnies. Eventually the National Guard is called in for a final showdown with the terrorizing rabbits.


Plot:

The narrator explains the dangerous of population explosion among species explaining a plague of rabbits in Australia in 1950s.

Cole Hillman, rancher, caps his hose that broke his leg in a rabbit’s egg. He calls the local college to help take care of the rabbit problem. College president Bones has a couple studying bugs.


My career's dead, Jim...
College president Bones wants to handle the rabbits. The couple plan to use hormones to disturb the rabbit breeding cycle. Experiment fu.

I've developed a formula for a New Coke...
They want to use a serum could affect all the rabbits. Amanda, the couple’s kid, switches one of the rabbits from the experiment to the control group and then annoys her parents into giving her a rabbit.

The Kid from the Omen loves rabbits.

Later, Amanda has her rabbit on the Hillman’s ranch. His son knocks the rabbit away and runs off. So, the infected rabbit hops away.

Cole Hillman has waited and decides now is the time to burn the land rather than use pesticide. Later, Cole and the couple find a strange track. Hillman’s son and Amanda go to visit Billie, a miner. They look and can’t find him. Amanda freaks out when she finds Billie’s body.


Scariest rabbit this side of Bunnicula...

Later, a trucker is driving down the road. Forced Rabbit perspective ensues. The giant rabbit gets the trucker.


On Fox, tonight is Semi-Trucking Accidents
In the morning, a deputy finds the truck ransacked and the body. The sheriff learns about the Billie’s body. The coroner finds the victims were bitten.

Dr. Ray thinks the rabbits have gotten giant. They want to keep it secret until they get evidence of mutated giant rabbits.

The mine is full with Forced Rabbit Perspective.


Don't ask about the movie:Deep Tribble.
Ray, Bones, and Cole check for tracks and decide to blow up the rabbit holes.

Must not make any celebrity heiress video jokes.
In the shaft, Ray and Cole get some photos of the rabbits before blowing the shaft.

The rabbits dig their way out of the rubble.


I must have taken a wrong term at Albuquerque...
They head to Cole’s ranch. Cole and the others get into the cellar. Later, the rabbits charge into town.

Cole heads to town.


Hey, wait, I need a ride...
Sheriff learns that the rabbits were the killers. Jeri and Amanda head off to another town before getting the truck trapped.

Ray, Bones, and the Sheriff find the hole and call for help. Sheriff is going to use the National Guards to bomb the bunnies.

The rabbits are on the movie. The sheriff and the rest need a fence to hold the rabbits. At a drive-in theater, they use to trap the rabbits. The plan is to use the train tracks to electrocute the rabbits.

The National Guards have the cars parked side by side.

Jeri and Amanda are still in the desert. Rabbits are approaching them. A chopper finds them.


STAMPEDE!!!!
Rabbits are on the road and cause a stock footage cattle stampede.

National Guard ready for approaching rabbits.


Don't stop firing until you see the pinks of their eyes...
A train arrives to block the rabbits and open fire on the rabbits. Forced Rabbit Perspective hit the tracks and electrocuted. Everyone is still shooting until the rabbits hit the tracks: cooked rabbits.

Months later, Cole’s ranch is back to the normal. Out in the field, the camera closes on the rabbits as the ominous music plays.


What I say:

Once again a group of B-movie reviewers have decided to take on another roundtable topic. This time is vermin or creep-crawly movies.

In your heart, there are the dark fears, but even are the deeper and darkest fears. Those fears, yoyu wouldn't admit to anyone...Some are the famous ones like arachnaphobia (fear of spiders). However, some are far less known like coulrophobia (fear of clowns) triskaidekaphobia (fear of the number 13), or paraskavedekatriaphobia (fear of Friday the 13th). What is my ranting got to do with other than phobia-name dropping? Well, most people if not afraid at least aren't too fond of the aforementioned creepy-crawly creatures in their face. But, what do creepy-crawly creatures have to do with giant rabbits?

We've heard how certain animals when introduced into areas and don't have any natural predators they just keep expanding. Cane toads have become a pest in Australia after being introduced and breeding out of control. You may be saying what has that got to do with Bignormous bunnies. Well, Australia also had a plague of rabbits, too. The idea is that on the valley after the wolves have been killed, the rabbits have no natural predator to cull the population. SCIENCE once again tampers and manages to screw things up with one of the most annoying movie children ever...

Certain decades are known for the dangers that are most exclusively used in films. The sci-fi movies of the 1950s almost took the copyright on the dangers of the atomic and hydrogen bombs and the dangers of nuclear energy. The 1970s loved to create ecological terror movies like Food of the Gods. Granted, most nature-runs-amok movies from the 70s were Jaws ripoff movies. How could one tell that Night of the Lepus is from the 1970s without the polyester clothes? The beating of the audience with the environmentalism, the dangers of pesticides, etc...

Giant rabbits running amok and feasting on people with Bones from Star Trek looking like he really wished the series hadn't been cancelled. Caught this movie as a kid where it was etched into my mind. This movie has sort of become one of those movies that makes you wonder how could it have been made. Who in their right mind would want to make a giant killer rabbit movie? The 1950s saw the beginning of giant insect movies. At least, some people are instinctively disturbed by bugs. But rabbits?

The killer rabbit genre wasn't killed by this movie. They popped up later thanks to Monty Python and the 1980s classic Summer School (Any PG-13 movie with killer rabbits, the classroom slaughter scene, and film footage from Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a classic). Wouldn't doubt that the Sci-Fi Channel hasn't had some original killer rabbit movie. With as many killer snake and shark movies, killer rabbits would almost be a leg up in improvement.

People may have forgetten that pre-CGI used the infamous forced perspective effects. At least, the effects are better than Beginning of the End. However, claiming a movie's effects are better than what Bert I. Gordon did could be faint praise only seen with an electron microscope.

Rory Calhoun is best known for all of his roles as cowboys. However, we must never forget Rory Calhoun from Hell Comes to Frogtown. The movie that brought humanoid-Frog hybrids to the tail-end of the 1980s though not on the fault of Rowdy Roddy Piper. Rory may be best known to most genre fans for Motel Hell, the movie that has the human head garden which is used for the tastiest kind of sausage: Caucasian, the other white meat...

Stuart Whitman is another one of those Western character actors. He's popped up in many of guest roles in plenty of shows from the 1970s and 1980s. Actors do get the occasional stinkers like Omega Cop, too. However, Adam West was in that movie, too.

Poor DeForest Kelley. Between the Star Trek TV series and the Star Trek movies, this turned out to be his last non-Trek based acting role. Can understand why he only wanted to do Bones after being in a movie with giant killer bunny rabbits. This role is slightly more than a cameo and less than a starring role. He sort of hovers around the background with very little importance on the plot.

Janet Leigh had to contend with Norman Bates and killer Birds. However, she faces her biggest challenge before battling bignormous bunnies.. We can only hope Janet Leigh was able to teach to Jamie Lee Curtis to avoid giant killer rabbits which allowed her to evade Michael Meyers in Halloween.

Funny how no one realized that the kids were responsible for the infected rabbit getting out into the wild. Amanda as the whiny girl switching the experimented rabbit and taking it for a pet was the beginning. The boy knocking the rabbit loose and blaming it for being responsible for breaking the horse's leg. Those 2 acts were the factor for all the deaths of the people in this movie. Hate to think what moral there would have been if they'd been chewed oout at the end of the movie. It would have been like a Leave it to Beaver episode where Beaver apologized to Ward for accidentally starting a global thermonuclear war.

Somehow, the rabbit closeup of its eye will always bring the ominously creepy music. If this movie had been made a couple years later, the ominously creepy music would have been replaced with chanting in Latin like in the Omen. The closeup on a rabbit's eye with the Latin chanting of the scientific name of the rabbit's kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, group, and species wouldn't be quite as ominous as the Psycho theme or the Friday the 13th score but better than the huge number of generic synthesizer scores...Every time the ominous music plays chant "LEPUS MAXIMUS!!! LEPUS MAXIMUS!!!"



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Quotable Dialogue

"A rabbit bit me!"
"She didn't imagine it. She's too sensible..."
"But, doctor, rabbits as big and as ferocious as wolves? It isn't conceivable."
"Picking up no strangers, Susan. I said that when we left Denver, and I'm sticking with it. Especially a man carrying a gun!"
"Attention, attention, ladies and gentlemen, attention. There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help."


Morals of the Story

Rabbit holes are dangerous to horses.
Rabbits love Caucasians.
Trucks don't bother giant rabbits.
Rabbits love horsemeat.
All phone lines automatically go out during disasters.
Rabbits hate road flares.
Rabbits are very flammable.


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