Plot:
Some guy in his PJs escapes from an asylum. The nurses chase and finally catch him.
Alan picks up Polly, a woman of loose morals, and offers her 500 pounds to be nice to him. This doesn’t bode well especially
when he switches license plates. He drives up to his castle. They go to the dungeon. Apparently whips and chains excite him. Alan
grabs a branding iron and hears a voice and begs for Evelyn’s forgiveness.
The infamous “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” music plays as a flashback shows Evelyn is with some guy. Alan stabs Polly. He disposes
of the clothes and burns the body.
I did not to pardon the vernacular melt itbecause I dealt...
Richard, the psychiatrist, stops by to visit Alan the next day. He tries to get Alan to follow directions. Alan gets the bright idea to
have a séance to contact Evelyn. The family agrees such as Cousin George, Albert (Evelyn’s brother), and wheelchair lady. None of
them are terrified by the power of a rear film projection of Evelyn which thoroughly terrifies Alan.
Later, before Alan heads to London, George lends Alan his little black book maybe so he can get some hasty pudding.
Cut to the gentlemen’s club, let the spastic dancing ensue. Alan offers an indecent proposal. Next at Alan’s dungeon, Suzy’s
dancing before Alan wields the whip. Suzy realizes an attempted strangulation isn’t foreplay and runs from the castle. Alan chases
after her and finally catches her.
The next morning, the fox keeper knows something strange is happening. Richard convinces Alan to get back in the saddle and
get remarried. Alan orders the castle to be remodeled.
At a party, Alan finds Gladys. He immediately proposes and the lovin’ doth ensue. They go to the castle, and she is welcomed
warmly into the family.
Evelyn’s brother, Albert, is not happy with the newly remarried Alan. Apparently, Evelyn died in childbirth.
Let the strange things begin. Alan is told about a red-haired maid from Gladys. That revelation thoroughly freaks Alan out. The
next day, they learn there is no red-haired maid.
It'll be tough to win Fox series: Britain's Got Maids.
Late that night, Alan hears Evelyn’s voice and wanders out.
Richard tells Gladys about Evelyn’s death, etc…Gladys checks Evelyn’s tomb by bribing the groundskeeper and discovers the
coffin is empty.
Some guy uses a snake to bite Albert’s neck and disposes of his body.
The family thinks the red-haired maid was a thief who snuck in and stole the silverware. Alan doesn’t want the police involved in
a family matter.
You ever feel a squadron of French maids are watching you?
The wheelchair lady follows Gladys and is knocked out. More family tomb exploring ensues.
Alan slaps Gladys around until somebody explains that Albert was murdered. George explains that the crypt was open which calm
Alan down. But, who did it?
Agatha, the wheelchair girl, who’s an aunt, is eaten by caged foxes.
That night, Alan wigs out and starts to choke Gladys but stops. Suddenly, Gladys sees Evelyn floating outside the bedroom
window, and she promptly wigs out.
They're making a Leonard Part 7?
Alan heads outside in the rainstorm. Evelyn calls to Alan who promptly toupees out (been using “wigs out” too often).
The next morning, Richard the psychiatrist takes Alan to the clinic as Gladys smiles evilly.
The family gathers to read Alan’s wishes should he become incapacitated. Richard is to take care of Alan; George gets the
family portion since Agatha and Albert are dead.
Later, Gladys and George are basking in a bit of afternoon delight and talk about their plot to drive Alan insane. Gladys realizes
she’s just been poisoned when Suzy walks into the room. She also impersonated the floating Evelyn. The dying Gladys stabs Suzy
as the dying catfight ensues. George basks in the glory of his victory of the perfect crime. He wipes the fingerprints off the surfaces…
Richard walks in and claims he has George. Richard faked the attack that drove Alan insane to catch George. Alan and George
fight until the police come to arrest George.
