Plot:
Max Keller, the schluppy guy, gets thrown out of a bar. He retaliates by chaining the biker’s motorcycles together in the parking lot. Elsewhere, in Japan, a gaggle
of ninjas try to attack the first Occidental Ninja Master, John Peter McAllister, (Lee Van Cleef) to no avail. He's returning to America to find his daughter, he just discovered
that existed.
Holly Trumball, better known as Demi Moore is being chased by a sheriff. She runs out and jumps in Max's truck. He automatically assumes she's in trouble and
drives off with her with a cop car in Roscoe P. Coltrane Hot Pursuit.
Just remember Demi Moore as aguest star in a series about the first Occidental Ninja Master...
Later, Ninja Lee Van Cleef is dropped off at a bar. In it, the sheriff who chases Dem Moore also wants his sword which leads a fight Max jumps into before Ninja Van
Cleef intervention ensues. Well, Max and Master drive off.
At the local airport, a lawyer representing Mr. Christiansen, the local mogul, wants Demi's dad to sell the airport. As all gruff dads’s portrayed by Claude Akins, he
refuses. Some goons set several planes on fire.
Max offers to help Ninja Master search for his daughter if he trains him. Well, Ninja Van Cleef refuses to train him. They see a fire and drive to the airport. Master
rescues Demi.
Max goes to Mr. Christiansen's party ad gets thrown out after accusing him of the fire. Ninja Master changes his mind and decides to teach him.
We need a montage...
Let the training montage begin that has Okasa, a ninja, following Lee Van Cleef.
That night, Ninja Cleef attacks the sheriff and convinces him to name names about who started the airport fire. Max heads to Christiansen's building through the front door
while Ninja Van Cleef scales the building. Max catches up with Christiansen before he disposes of all the incriminating evidence. Van Cleef is distracted by having to fight with
Osaka.
You thought ninjas were tough without chainmail face masks...
Why a Ninja could beat Robin Hood....
Van Cleef refuses to kill Osaka.
Max and Master learn that Cleef's daughter is in San Francisco. On to the next episode, they reach the city by the bay. At a Flashdance-styled dance club, Kelly is
next to Terri, Van Cleef's daughter in a picture. Japanese gangsters want Mr. Patterson, the owner of the club to invest in their protection business.
Max finally gets the address for Terri. Driving around, they realize the gangsters are following them on the Street of San Francisco. Able to ditch them so Van Cleef can get
the drop on their pursuers and forces the car to crash.
Shouldn't a Ninja-high wire act be a big draw in a circus?
The Japanese gangsters are positive that Patterson has hired Van Cleef. They decide to kidnap Patterson's daughter, Kelly.
Van Cleef tries convincing the handicapped Jill; Patterson's other daughter, to try to keep enduring more of the physical therapy.
Ninjas grab Kelly and call Patterson for a $20,000 ransom or else. Van Cleef has an idea for Jill to deliver the money.
During the drop, Van Cleef manages to claw onto the bottom of the gangster's car which gets him to their headquarters.
Later, the gang wants the lien on the club signed to them.
Max and Master rappel to the gang's hideout. They take Kelly and the money out by tight-walking to the next building. The ninja wants to fight Van Cleef who easily beats
the evil ninja.
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting....Those cats were fast as lightning...
Later, at the club, dance fu ensues. Jill is able to walk enough to dance with her father. Van Cleef learns that Terri isn't his daughter. So his search continues...
