Plot:
A jeep of guys are trucking along when they’re gunned down by a mercenary group. Obviously, sharing among mercenaries is
difficult concept which ends with one guy shooting his partners.
I know what you're thinking did I fire 5 shots or 6? You like my Dirty Harry impression?
However, Bert may have been shot but not killed.
Later, a mad scientist conducts surgery on a gorilla to implant a wire, antenna, into its head.
Bert is looking for Al. He stops by to visits some old friends Ted and Ursula and they’re twenty-something kids: Robert and
Diane. At Ted’s nightclub, Bert spots Turk who knows Al. Outside, it turns into Turk and his goons versus Bert and some stranger
who pops up the last minute.
Diana talks Bert into going hunting with her brother and her. They are searching for the mysterious sacred monkeys when not
looking at the stock footage of the elephants, lions, and zebras. The hunting party is trekking along unaware that Turk is following
them. Setting up camp, the natives are getting disturbed because of the sacred monkey is nearby. Gorillas come out of the camp
and grab Diane.
I'll be a general after Cornelius takes over...
Turk tells Robert the only way to get Diane back is…
Cut to later, where Robert tells Bert about the gorillas. Bert doesn’t want to get involved until Robert mentions that Turk is
involved.
Robert, Bert, and their bearers trod back into the jungle along with the stock footage of crocodiles. Reaching the camp site,
Robert heads out to Turk. The ransom was for Robert to bring Bert with him. Bert keeps spotting a strange jungle girl around.
The next day, Bert and Robert continue trotting along unaware of being followed. More stock footage ensues before the gorillas
attack. Bert saves the mysterious guy who helped with Turk a few days earlier. He’s an Interpol agent who is looking for Albert, the
mad scientist who’s experimenting on animals.
Bert and agent find the injured Robert who’s explaining what is going on until Turk shoots him.
The natives catch Bert and the agent. The tribe releases them to chase them. The Agent gets mortally wounded and Bert
escapes and spots the jungle girl again.
Good to know living in a jungle iproves dental hygiene...
A gorilla attacks Bert who is able to kill it.
Ursula is so sick of Ted that she has decided to leave him. The charming in a hairy, nasty way of Ted refuses to let her go.
Bert tries talking the jungle girl to leading him to Diane.
Turk has Diane taken to mad scientist, Albert. Let the plot explanation begin.
A giant computer brain doesn't seem kind of creepy to you?
He controls the gorillas and explains how he plans to move onto controlling humanity. A security breach has Albert send Turk to investigate
it.
Bert and jungle girl are outside. Apparently, Albert wants to use Bert as his first human-radio controlled slave. Bert is chased
by Turk.
One of the gorillas goes after jungle girl. She can’t tell him to stop. Apparently, the sacred monkey everyone is terrified of is jungle
girl who can talk to the animals and order them to obey her.
Bert finally dispatches with Turk.
Jungle girl is taken to the same cage with Diane. Albert announces for Bert to turn himself in. Ted and Ursula arrive. Ted has
been financing Albert’s experiments put wants Diane freed and revenge for Robert’s death. Ursula shoots Ted. She was planning
to running off with Albert and has a festering hatred of Diane who she blames for ruining her life.
Ursula gets shot. Bert shoots Albert. The gorillas grab Bert who shoots the computer that controls the gorillas. That frees the
gorillas to allow Jungle girl to talk to them to dispose of Albert.
Bert and Diane leave Jungle girl behind and head off.
