Note: If the movie calls them Klowns, I'm going by their spelling. This is the warning for people who still have spelling
The credits roll as the theme song plays: Killer Klowns from Outer Space song by the Dickies.
Dean Wormer, I mean Officer Mooney is in his police car on patrol on a Friday night.
Making out teens ensue. A clown headed ice cream truck interrupts the lovin’. The Terenzi brothers drive off.
The making out resumes. Debbie and Mike spot a shooting star.
The backwoods farmer sees it land nearby. This guy seems a bit too much like Jordy Veril in Creepshow.
Debbie convinces him to search for it with her.
The farmer finds a circus tent but no shooting star. He searches for the ticket booth. His dog gets snatched. The poor farmer is zapped
by a Klown.
At the police station, Dean Wormer, sorry) Officer Mooney brings some guys in to arrest. Mooney is more like a hall monitor with too
much power than a cop on the edge. Dave, the other police officer, tries calming Mooney down. Apparently, Mooney has no respect for
police academy graduates. If they would graduate Steve Guttenberg, would you respect them?
Mike and Debbie are still searching and find the circus tent. Mike wants to explore the circus. Going inside the big tent, they start to
realize something is awfully funny about this circus. After using an elevator and realizing the tent is bigger on the inside than the outside
like a TARDIS. A close encounter with a super powerful Van De Graf generator convinces Debbie that it is the shooting star. They hide
from an approaching Klown.
Our lovebirds find a room filled with pods of cotton candy. Mike can’t believe that it is aliens. He doesn’t have that problem discovering
the cotton candy cocoons contain humans. They barely escape the klowns who open fire on them with popcorn guns.
The Klowns create a balloon dog to track them through the woods. Mike and Deb barely get to his jeep and escape. She convinces
him to help her warn the police.
As the simply creepy guitar riff plays, the Klowns walks towards the town.
Mike and Deb tell the story about the Klowns to Dave, her friend.
The Klowns finally get to town.
Debbie tells Dave the story that Mooney overhears. While Dave tries to understand what is going on, Mooney realizes that Mike runs
with the Terenzi brothers. Dean Wormer doesn’t trust what those Deltas tell him. (Sorry) He thinks it is a scam... Dave will go with Mike
and Debbie to investigate it.
In town, a guy watches a clown version of a Punch and Judy show.
Judy is going to finish Punch once and for all...
The lone audience guy is cocooned.
In the drug store, the pharmacist watches as a couple of Klowns toss things around and apparently cocoon a few customers, too.
Dave will drop Debbie off. Can you guess that Dave is her ex-boyfriend? Even better, he admits to still having feelings for her in front of
her date, Mike.
Before we start to dwell on some soap opera, back to the Klowns. The guitar riff plays. Hot chick opens her door to find a Klown
bearing pizza. Suddenly, a couple more of the red-nosed freaks appear and cocoon her in a non-sexual way.
Ooh, don't stop the Orgazmo-ray
The Klowns are all over town zapping people.
Deb tells Mike without Dave around. She’ll follow them up to the ten. Mike convinces her into not going. Mike and Dave drive
Destructive Klown fu in the drug store ensues.
Dude, don't distribute the love gravy to me.
In the forest, Mike can’t find the circus tent. Dave gets pissed, thinking this was a practical joke. He arrests Mike.
A flock of bikers are chilling. When a Klown pulls up on his mini motorcycle, the Bully biker trashes the Klown-cycle. The Klown cries
before donning boxing gloves and really knocks the guy’s block off. One punch is all it takes to decapitate him.
At a circus themed fast food place, a little girl spies a Klown outside. It almost lures her outside. However, her mom drags her away in
Dave is driving back to town. He stops at the make out spot. I’m not sure I want to consider the implications of that with a handcuffed
prisoner that is dating your ex. Dave can’t find anyone but a strange pinkish webbing. Dave uncuffs Mike from the fibers that resemble
Mooney is getting phone calls about Klowns all over town. He thinks it is just a number of spoiled kids. A call from the pharmacist is cut
off. Mooney thinks this is a big joke.
A guy drag races a clown on one of those little Shriner cars. He gets knocked into a ravine where his car automatically combusts.
Deb is taking her shower. The popcorn that was on her clothes starts moving around on the floor together.
Behind the circus burger place, we see a Klown drop some popcorn in the dumpster. A restaurant worker is captured by whatever was
in the dumpster.
Dave will have the cotton candy tested.
At a bus stop, a Klown entertains the people by making shadow puppets on a nearby wall. He uses his show stopper which is a
shadow monster that eats the audience. Dave and Mike see this happen. Mike crashes the police car seeing the people get eaten.
Dave calls Mooney to tell him about the Klowns. Mooney is positive that everyone in the town is trying to drive him crazy to make
Mike spots the Terenzi brothers. He’ll ride with them to warn everyone about the Klowns as Dave contacts the state police.
Mike tells the Terenzis about the Klowns and head to Deb’s house.
Mooney keeps ignoring the phone when a Klown walks in the station. The squirting flower ensues finally. The Klown gets cuffed and
taken to the cell block. Mooney starts to realize the Klown is
Deb is finally getting dried off after her several hour shower. The popcorn is regenerating.
Dave gets to the police station and finds it dark. He follows the kind of footprints used in dancing classes. The cells have a couple of
dead prisoners. Dave finds the Klown with Mooney on his lap as a ventriloquist’s dummy.
Delta House will pay for this...
Dave blows the approaching Klown’s nose off. Blows nose? Quality humor. The Klown explodes. Dave calls the state police about the
The Terenzis doubt Mike’s story. They see Klowns harvesting people in parade fashion.
Deb is dresses when Clown chestbursters attack.
We look like the Alien chestbursters?
She manages to escape the bathroom. The Klowns have surrounded her house. She is caught in a balloon.
Mike and Terenzis see the Klowns get away with Deb. The obligatory car chase ensues. Dave joins in the race. When Dave slams
into the back of the ice cream truck he jumps in the truck. They figure the Klowns are hiding at the amusement park.
The Klown-mobile pulls in the park. How has this movie gone this long with out the large number of Klowns getting out of the tiny
car? Each of them is packing heat. Klown style. The security guard is nailed with enough pies to keep Oprah happy for a few minutes.
The Terenzis, Mike, and Dave arrive and find the steaming pile of security guard. The search begins. They ponder what the Klowns
Somehow, the Terenzis get separated from Mike and Dave. They crawl out of the ball crawl and spot to female Klowns with Pamela
Anderson inflatable chesticals. The scene cuts away before we get to see dirty freaky Klown sex.
Dave and Mike keep searching and find the cotton candy storage room. They start looking for Deb. Hiding from a Klown, they discover
why the Klowns are on Earth. An elaborate silly straw is used to drain the people pod dry.
Dave and Mike are able to free her. As they escape, nose shootings ensue. Through a funhouse, they are barely able to keep ahead
of the Klowns.
The Klowns surround them. Trapped with no where to go, the Terenzis crash their ice cream truck through the wall. The Klowns are
mesmerized by the clown head on the truck. The great and powerful “Jojo” orders the humans to be released. Everyone is in the truck.
From the big top, a giant marionette Klown descends. It attacks the truck. Mike, Dave, and Deb watch as the ice cream truck
Dave will distract the Giant Super Klown so Mike can get Deb away. The tent prepares for blastoff.
Dave is shooting at the Super Giant Klown to no avail. The behemoth grabs him.
The tent is starting to spin like a top. The state police arrive to see the tenet blast off.
Dave is able to pop the Super Giant Marionette Klown’s nose. The tent explodes as fireworks ensue.
A Klown-mobile crashes in front of the state police. The door opens. It’s Dave.
Somehow, the Ternezi brothers survived, too. They hid in the freezer when the truck exploded.
As Mike, Dave, and Deb ponder if it is truly over, they are showered with pies.