Plot:
At a voodoo ceremony, the natives are dancing around. Some chick in a bikini is writhing about in chains. A goat s brought into the
service. Papa Nebo has the priest kill the goat which summons the fade to the credits.
Miami, Florida, hotel, a band is getting funky. Tom Harris, the famous writer, has a flock of women waiting as he tells his story. His
editor, Doug Fairchild runs into him. Tom has been coasting and not written anything in months. Doug inspires him and gets him away
from the angry husbands of Tom’s mattress warmers.
Doug has learned of a mysterious island in the Caribbean. He wants Tom to write about Voodoo and a poisonous snake. A famous
scientist is also on the island studying cancer. Nothing interests Tom until learning there are 5 girls to every man.
Doug gets his wife the ear shattering, Coral. Let the plane voyage ensue. The plane is running low on fuel. They barely land on the
beach. Tom decides to scout for the mansion. The tribal drums are playing. No good can come of that.
In the jungle, Tom spots a chick swimming. He sees a zombie chase her.
Never fall headfirst into oatmeal for a week.
Tom is to the rescue. Tom finds a fisherman. The zombie reappears and decapitates the fisherman. Tom manages to bust a few caps in
the zombie right before a group of armed men led by Charles Bentley arrives. Bentley explains that the zombie was a native who took so
many drugs that fried his brain.
A group of natives head to the plane when Bentley and Tom drive up. Doug and his wife are taken to the mansion. Tom has a funny
feeling about everything.
Later, Tom meets the swimming chick, Jane Villeux, the daughter of the famous Dr. August Villdeux. Tom throws more lame pickup
lines on Jane. A completely drunk guy would realize those pickups are truly that lame.
As everyone arrives, Dr. August explains how the natives use a plant for drug use which slowly turns them crazy.
Outside, the zombie roams the gardens.
At the dinner party, Bentley explains how the island is safe. As some call it a night, Tom and Jane take a walk around the
island. Zombies rush Jane, but Tom is to the rescue again.
The voodoo priest sends the zombies away.
Tom demands answers from Bentley. He reveals that the natives had practiced virgin sacrifice of blonde girls generations ago.
Tom sneaks into Jane’s room. He asks her to leave with them. She isn’t sure about that but the lovin’ she is. Let the obligatory
cheesy love scene ensue.
At the voodoo ceremony, the dancing and chanting is flying fast and furious.
Can you dig it?
The next morning, Tom is banging away on his typewriter with his new novel. Bentley suggests they leave ASAP and not see
Dr. August’s lab. Tom heads back to wake Jane who would only leave if her father would; too…They head to his lab and find strange
symbols on the outside.
Heading into the dark and creepy lab, they discover several zombies just standing around in line at the DMV. Tom catches
Fernando, a native guy. He tries to warn Jane that she must leave. However, Tom and Jane tread on.
Dr. August is milking snakes for their venom and processes it. He administers it to a guy on a gurney whose face decomposes
through the miracle of time lapse photography.
Dr. August spots Jane and Tom. He is angry and slaps her. Claiming it is too late, he wants Tom to take her to the mainland.
Doug, Coral spot Tom and Jane. The zombies somehow get the women.
The men see the approaching zombie bomb that blows up the plane.
I just need somebody to sign for this case of explosives
Tom and Doug run into the jungle to flee the angry natives and manage to escape them.
The natives zombiefy Fernando, Jane’s friend, with the time-lapse zombie trick. Papa Nebo readies for the sacrifice. The dancing
and chanting ensues.
Tom and Doug manage to snag a boat. Tom takes a flare gun, foreshadowing flare.
The dancing and chanting ensues. Tom and Doug disguise themselves in voodoo garb. Jane is tied to the altar. Dr. August watches
from afar.
Papa Nebo bears a machete. Dr. August throws a knife at one of the voodoo followers. Tom uses the flare gun. Panic ensues. Papa
Nebo is Charles Bentley. Tom gets Jane away. Doug rescues Coral.
Everyone gets to Dr. August’s lab. The voodoo priest calls on the followers to kill the infidels.
Dr. August fiddles with his equipment and reveals that Bentley wanted to conquer the world with a zombie army!?! They get to the
boat and fight off the approaching natives. Dr. August is stabbed by a native.
The island blows up. Dr. August explains using natives to test his cancer serum which turned them into zombies. Bentley wanted
an army of zombies. He planned on killing Jane which would make August stay because of having nowhere else to go. Dr. August
immediately dies afterwards.
Miami, Doug and Coral are reading “Voodoo Island.” Tom is reading a story to chicks when Jane pushes him in the pool. Comedy,
let the suckin’ face ensue.
