Plot:
2 moons are in the sky? Howard gets to his apartment when an earthquake starts. Suddenly, Howard’s chair flies through
his apartment building and into the sky.
You are entering a dimension of sight and sound and of ducks..
A narration about all the possible realities ensue. Howard crashes into an alley in Cleveland. A gang finds him. At a nearby
rock club, Lea Thompson is singing in all her 1980s feathered hair glory.
Later, everyone is obviously freaked out by Howard who hides in a trash can. A couple of sleazy guys hit on Lea Thompson
leaving the club. Howard decides to come to her rescue and learns he’s on the planet Earth. Lea takes him to her apartment. She’s
kind of unnerved by all 3-foot tall talking ducks. Howard dropped out of med school and started as an ad agency.
The next day, Lea takes Howard to see Tim Robbins, scientist. He’s ecstatic about seeing Howard and now has proof of
the theory of the evolution of ducks. Howard gets mad at Lea and just wants to be left alone.
Storming off, Howard goes to the employment agency. Later, he is sent to work as a towel boy, towel duck, at a bath
house. Storming off, Howard learns about duck season.
Back at the club, more Lea Thompson’s 1980s feathered hair glory ensues. Howard goes back to the club. We learn the
Lea’s manager has been ripping them off. Howard gets the manager to drop the contract. Backstage, the band meets Howard
who apologizes to Lea. Tim Robbins arrives with his crazy theories. Howard gives the girls their money. Tim Robbins takes
Howard’s tail feather for a test.
At Lea’s apartment, she suggests that Howard be their manger. Howard starts putting the moves on Lea when she’s ready
for bed. In bed, Lea is apparently warm for some duck form. She was just kidding when Tim Robbins and Dr Jennings walk
in. They explain what happened at Jennings’s laser telescope observatory. The laser hit Howard’s planet and brought him to
Earth. Howard wants to reverse the polarity of the beam and send him back home. It has to be done tonight.
At the observatory, the alarms are sounding. An explosion ensues. The panicking scientists are running. The police arrive
and examine Howard. Lea and Howard escape.
The police are to bring in Howard at all costs.
Lea and Howard find Dr Jennings who was caught in the explosion. They drive off and stop at a truck stop. Dr Jennings is
in pain and is talking about something growing in him. He is starting to talk about the end of the world and is now a Dark Overlord
of the Universe from a region of demons.
Ferris Bueller will rue the day he angered Edward Rooney...
The laser freed him and took over Jennings’s body. He will use the laser spectroscope to bring the rest of the Dark Overlords.
The men grab Howard. Jennings starts to power up because Howard has the key card for the laser spectroscope. He
explodes plenty of things. Jennings traps Lea and Howard in the diner. Jennings takes Lea but Leaves Howard behind.
Jennings drives away. He needs Lea for a body for the Dark Overlord to grow inside. The raspy voiced Jennings needs
energy and plugs his prehensile tongue into the cigarette lighter.
The cops are at the café. Howard spots Tim Robbins in a police car and lets him out. Explaining that Jennings is a
monster, etc. They find an ultra-light to build nearby.
In the morning, Jennings heads to a nuclear power plant to feed.
Howard and Tim Robbins take off in the ultra-light as the cops are in pursuit.
Don't worry, you'll be in worse shape in Shawshank Prison...
Jennings is driving down the interstate and stopped at a police inspection pull-off. He starts to blow up a number of cars and
arrives at the observatory.
Howard and Tim Robbins land at the observatory.
Lea is tied underneath the laser spectroscope. Tim Robbins searching for a weapon and finds the neutron disintegrator.
Say hello to my leettle friend!!!
Jennings’s fires up the laser spectroscope.
Tim Robbins mounts the neutron disintegrator on a go-cart.
Jennings is tossing around his energy beams. Howard drives the go-cart and fires the neutron disintegrator. Jennings is
normal. The explosion freed the Dark Overlord from his body. They go to free Lea.
The scorpion-like giant Dark Overlord is pretty angry.
Grabbing Howard and restarts the laser spectroscope to free the other Dark Overlords. Jennings is able to free Howard who gets back
to the go-cart.
Firing up the neutron disintegrator again, Howard shoots the Dark Overlord and finishes him off. The laser spectroscope
is still on and the other Dark Overlords are about to arrive. Howard has to destroy the spectroscope and can’t return home. Howard
fires up the neutron disintegrator on the laser spectroscope. Let the explosions ensue.
Lea and Tim Robbins find Howard.
Later, at a Cherry Bomb concert, Lea in all her 1980s feathered hair glory starts off with the “Howard the Duck” song. Tim
Robbins is the manager. Howard winds up on the stage, playing a guitar.
I Wanna Rock...Rock...
