A comic strip intro shows how 2 federal agents were gunned down. A backup hit with a car bomb was planned and killed one agentís wife and daughter. They went to
Heaven. Unfortunately, the G-Men went to Hell.
The Devil is being psychoanalyzed by a Freud looking, shrink.
Mattress and Crept are planning on how to escape. After getting back to Earth, they plan to do some good deeds to get into Heaven. They sneak up behind the Devil who
beams up to Earth. Mattress and Crept are caught by Weenie Man. The G-Men are able to use the crystal and star gate into some oneís bathtub. They talk with the towel
clad, Gloria, before leaving.
Creptís plan is to start a private investigatorís office to help people. They decide to get a contribution from the guy who bought them off when they were alive. Meanwhile, a
cat-suited guy is following them.
Don't make any Catwoman jokes.
Our intrepid former G-Men find Buster to get some cash. They also demand to know who set them up and about the car bomb. Mattress shoots Buster as he draws his
piece. Busterís cash is all taken.
The Devil returns to Hell. Weenie Man tells the boss about Mattress and crept stealing the crystal. Weenie is sent to bring them back.
Mattress and Crept are in some find threads and take off in Busterís car. Later, they find an office for lease to start the PI agency.
Lieutenant Langdon meets his new partner at Busterís apartment. Apparently, Langdon is a hardcore, freak daddy somewhat like Mr. Garrison on South Park. The
body is gone. The police assume the blood to be from Buster. Langdon takes control of the scene.
A couple of old guys discuss Mattress and Crept returning from the dead. Dr. Bouffard is fired by Mr. Lake.
The blonde bombshell known as Gloria Lake lounges around the pool. Apparently, her husband isnít fond of her lounging around in her swimsuit. I guess heís afraid of his
heart stopping from having her around.
At his car, Dr. Bouffard is greeted by his hand puppet wearing assistant. They have work to do.
What does a mad scientist have to do with a hand puppet?
Mattress is hanging some ads up. Crept finds Weenie Man. They arenít going back. Apparently, they have lost the ability to feel pain. The G-Men took bribes when alive so
winding up in Hell is their lot. Weenie leaves.
The office is looking a lot better. However, they still need a secretary. Mattress starts hitting on a female mover, Marete. Apparently, she is skilled as a secretary and wears a
skirt under her moverís jumpsuit so she can start the job immediately.
5 minutes later, Gloria walks in and wants to hire the private dicks. Guess what? She was the towel chick from earlier. Gloria is convinced her husband is trying to kill her. A
large and secret life insurance policy was taken out on her. Theyíll take the case. Crept has Mattress hide the crystal.
A guy wearing a bag over his head strangles Mr. Lake.
Crept and Mattress go to the stately Lake estate. Crept starts beating the fire out of some guy. Mattress warns him to leave Gloria alone. Wait for it, he is the butler. The
G-Men head for the library and find Mr. Lake dead. The Bag masked guy escapes.
Mattress and Crept have a drink. Cheetah Man wanders about unnoticed. They get some evidence and find Lakeís will. The butler rushes up and finds his boss dead. He
automatically assumes the G-Men were responsible. A shotgun blast convinces our dynamic duo to dive out the window into the pool.
Later, Avon tries convincing Cheetah Man to give up crime fighting. He leaps into the night to answer another call.
The police are at the Lake mansion. Langdon questions the butler.
In a secret laboratory, Dr. Bouffard is busy at work. He activates a robot with the brain of Buster. Imagine a cheap knockoff version of DC Comics Robotman, which is the
Marete greets Mattress and Crept. They tell her what has happened and go to tell Mrs. Lake about her husband. Before leaving, they discover the evidence was lost and
the will is completely soaked and illegible.
Robot Buster lurches through the streets.
At Gloriaís apartment, they find her on the floor. She learns about her husband dieing. They question her about Cheetah Man. The Marilyn Monroe voiced woman claims to
Leaving, Robot Buster grabs the G-Men. Cheetah Man drops a TV on Buster. Mattress and Crept get away.
The Devil pulls up nearby.
All should fear the evil of Robert Goulet, the DEVIL.
The G-Men refuse to return to the lake of fire and brimstone. The Evilness wants his crystal back. They make a deal to return it in 46 hours before Goulet leaves.
Dr. Bouffard is repairing Robot Buster. The hand puppet guy is sleeping. Bouffard fixes a human looking mask for Buster.
Gloria is being questioned by Langdon and his partner.
Gary Busey is America's new Top Model
Somehow, the partner makes Gloria seem smarter than Einstein. She tells about hiring Mattress and crept to solve her husbandís murder and expects them at the funeral.
Langdon and dense boy are staking the cemetery out when the G-Men arrive. After a short questioning, they try to warn Mattress and Crept off the case. Talking privately
with Langdon, they will be taken in by the cops if unable to solve the case.
Crept spots the graves of his wife and daughter.
At the Lake estate, Crept is brooding over the death of his family. Mattress keeps trying to get Crept back on the case.
That night, Mattress and Crept are at the cemetery when they start fighting. Hand Puppet Guy arrives and digs up Lakeís grave.
Elsewhere, someone searches the G-Menís office for the crystal.
Mattress and crept watch Puppetís theft. This inspires Crept to solve the case. The follow Hand Puppet driving away.
Dr. Bouffard is working on Lake. He always needs more bodies for his experiments. Mattress and Crept sneak in and hear Bouffardís rant and laughing about the lost
will. Robot Buster walks in. The G-Men open fire on Robot Buster when he reveals he planted the car bomb. The mechanical man trashes the lab until the G-Men finally
disassemble the angry automaton.
They question Bouffard about Lakeís death. He claims it wasnít him. They want him to meet them at the church at midnight with the cops, etc.
Mattress and Crept find their office ransacked, and the crystal missing. They suspect Cheetah Man was behind it.
Shoe Shiner gets some funny money from the G-Menís landlord.
Mattress and Crept think Cheetah is working for the Devil. After beating him, they realize his costume isnít the same as the other fiber they found. He gets questioned
about Lakeís death when Lester the Landlord storms in the office. Apparently, Lester isnít disturbed by a guy in cat costume tied to a chair. The G-Men fight Lester after learning
the rent was counterfeit. Cheetah turns on the TV and spots Weenie Man with the crystal.
Mattress and Crept get the drop on his Weeniness. Trashing his sweet ride, they prevent him from escaping back to Hell. Weenie Man swallows the crystal. The G-Men
freeze him and drive to the biog meeting at the church.
Dumb partner cop is at the church along with Bouffard, Gloria, the butler, Marete. The G-Men start going through everyoneís motives. Bouffard is cleared. Apparently, Lake
was involved in counterfeiting and funneled the funny money through Bouffard and Buster. They also clear Cheetah Man. Crept reveals that Hand Puppet Guy killed Lake, by
the stitching like a puppetís on the body.
Some zombie looking guy stumbles in the church. He thanks Bouffard. Peteís essence was put in that of a puppet. Zombie guy killed Lake so Bouffardís research would
continue and provide him with a new body.
Dumb cop grabs for Zombie who grabs Gloria and uses him for a hostage.
The Devil arrives and sends Zombie guy to Hell. Demanding the crystal, Weenie Man is thawed. Claiming the crystal was swallowed for its safety; the Devil pulls it loose
and sends Weenie back to eternal suffering.
The G-Men arenít going back to Hell. The Devil wants them to return but will be waiting for them to screw up.
Everyone leaves the church. Cheetah Man tells them about having to do good deeds to get into Heaven. Apparently, Gloria is warm for Mattressís form.
Crept gives the Rolls Royce to a bum.
Mattress and Gloria decide to go bowling.
Crept will tell Marete the entire story about the Devil, etcÖ