For the most part, I'm just going to go by the actor's real names and am also going to try to inject more pathetic attempts at humor my plot description.
A functionally illiterate Reese Witherspoon ensues. This is to demonstrate the lowing morass of education into a society that awards the mere thought of intelligence
as stigmata far worse than the movie that had Winona Ryder. Back to Freeway Reese celebrates by getting her tonsils probed by her boyfriend, Chopper.
Ramona, Reese’s mother, is trying to befriend the lonely of the streets by being slightly more subtle than screaming about “rove you rong time…” Well, Reese can stand
her mother slightly more than her creepy step-father, Larry. Granted that isn’t saying much either.
A news report announces that the freeway killer has struck again by murdering 2 prostitutes. Larry isn’t bothered by the news. He'd rather get him a little illegal blonde
than wait for her to become legal.
Outside, the cops bust Ramona. The cops check the apartment and find Larry trying to get his cruel intentions out on Reese. The cops are going to take Reese from her
mom and perverted step-father. Child services will take care of her.
When Mrs. Sheets from Child Services arrives; Reese tries to convince her to let her stay with her grandmother. Reese handcuffs Mrs. Sheets to the bed and drives away.
Reese finds Chopper. However, he can’t go with her and has to stay for a court appearance. Chopper gives her his gun to sell for some money. After she drives away,
some gang bangers drive up and cap the piece-less Chopper. This is to convey the emasculation when you give away your piece or maybe a really bad attempt at irony.
On the freeway, Reese’s car overheats. While she’s trying to fix it, a jeep pulls up and out pops Keifer Sutherland. He offers her a ride.
The therapist, Keifer, engages Reese is some pseudo-therapy fu. She finally starts talking about her mom, foster care, etc…Keifer is continually trying to psycho-analyze
himself into her pants. Reese talks about how Larry started molesting her. Keifer has a new powerful therapy technique to try. After a couple of questions, Reese is completely
furious and wants him to let her out.
Keifer slaps her around. Reese figures out that Keifer is the freeway killer. The good therapist is eliminating the “dregs” of society like her. Well, Reese whips out her
piece. Suddenly, Keifer is all nice and pleading for his life.
Reese isn’t a very good shot but repeatedly caps him for good measure. Keifer waddles about so she has to give him a few more ounces of a lead transfusion. Taking his
wallet, she leaves.
In a restaurant, she cleans up.
While, Keifer stumbles into a hospital emergency room, the cops promptly arrest Reese. As the cops question Keifer to get an ID on Reese. The cops talk to Keifer’s
wife, Brooke Shields. Well, the always pleasant star of the Blue Lagoon demands that Reese be tried as an adult and locked in a small hole before being executed.
Later, the cops question Reese. She tells them about how Keifer is the I-5 killer. Good cop, bad cop interrogation ensues.
In court, a hideously disfigured Keifer Sutherland ensues.
Reading Battlefield Earth can raise my consciousness to a new level?
The prosecutor wants Reese tried as an adult.
County lockup, Reese meets the crazy Rhonda who opposes heterozygous relationships. Some gang comes for Reese who smacks the leader, Cheetah,
down. Catfight…The guards finally trank Reese and put her in solitary confinement. She starts trying to MacGuyver a way to escape.
The psychological evaluation of Reese is she’s dangerous, sociopathic, etc...
A news report has Keifer and Brooke Shields rage against the evil of Reese.
Reese is returned back to the general population. She shows Rhonda the shiv she made…Rhonda tries to worm her way into Reese’s inner circle to no avail…
In the courtroom, the prosecutor convinces the judge to try Reese as an adult.
The cops question one of Reese’s friends. One of the cops just has a hunch that things aren’t like they appear. Heading back to the crime scene, he finds a
Reese, Cheetah, and several other girls are being taken to another jail. They stop at a gas station for a bathroom break. Reese starts her non-Steve McQueen
Great Escape. They get the drop on the woman guard and take care of the other guards. All the prisoners drive off in the prison van.
Reese goes with Cheetah. Her boyfriend gets the girls some clothes rather than the typical orange jumpsuit fashions…
The cops pay a visit to Keifer’s house with a search warrant. They open a storage shed chock full of nasty porn and remains. This puts an APB on Keifer. Brooke
runs upstairs and blows her brains out. He pulls up and sees the cops and drives off.
Reese is offering to offer guys a “real good time.” She whips out a gun, robs the guy, and locks him in the car trunk.
Keifer is a restaurant before he heads after Reese’s grandmother.
The cops are heading on to Reese’s grandmother place…
Reese reaches the trailer park before the cops do.
Reese finally finds the trailer. Let the creepy music play. Reese finds grandma lying in bed. Suddenly she realizes it is Keifer. The struggle before Reese stomps a
mud hole in Keifer.
The cops head for the trailer.
Reese chokes Keifer when the cops find dead Keifer and Reese’s dead grandmother.
Reese asks for a smoke which causes the cops to chuckle.