Plot:
In a country manor, a dying man, Alfred Fallon, is writing his story in 1870. He rode a clipper during a storm. The tiny
ship was tossed and wrecked. Alfred and the captain survive and manage to land on an island.
Capt'n Jack after long partying...
Elsewhere, Count Lorente is angry with his servant, Mantis,
Dennis Rodman had a time machine which sent him back in time...
has lost the dogs and learn the dogs killed a woman. He starts thinking
other people may be on the island. He hears a voice taunting him. Count is talking with his evil conscience who he claims has been
doing all the evil.
Got a good Orson Welles joke without "Rosebud" or being as big as Unicron?
The next day, Alfred and the Captain search around the find the maulled woman. Later, both are trapped by Mantis who bolos them
and takes them to the castle. Cassandra checks on the guys. The count meets Alfred who realizes
that the count is nuttier than a fruitcake.
Alfred searches and finds a fresh trail of blood, and that Captain is gone. Cassandra explains that ships rarely ever come to
the island.
Mantis tortures Captain by orders of the count.
Raise your hands in the air, if you just don't care...
The count is positive that the Captain is a pirate.
Cassandra explains to Alfred how the countess was a leper. The count came to the island with his wife to be exiled. The countess went
insane and kept relieving her wedding night. The count placed her in the dungeon and considers hiw wife as dead.
Count tells Alfred that the Captain is dead. In the dungeon, Captain talks Mantis into releasing him.
Ann, a mute girl, reveals to Alfred that Captain is still alive. She frees him and knocks Mantis out. However, the count walks in and
ties Ann up for the Chinese Water Torture act.
Cassandra talks with Alfred who sees the only way to escape is to kill the count.
Count wants vengeance. He plans to imprison Alfred with his leperous wife.
Captainrushes in to fight Mantis who impales him. Mantis tosses Alfred in the dungeon next door to the countess who sees Alfred as her
husband.
Zombies are known for hanging around dungeons for their equivalent of nightly buffets.
Cassandra stabs the countess. Alfred and Cassandra are run from the castle. They're being chased by Mantis across the island. Mantis is
driven to exhaustion. The count shoots him for his disobedience. Count versus Alfred who is able to shoot him.
Alfred narration, Alfred and Cassandra are waiting for a ship. When the ship arrives, they run to the beach but the sailors sail from
the 'lepers.' Alfred realizes that Cassandra is infected and so is he. Years later, Alfred is alone and hoping the storm will bring some
more people for his to talk to since he's had to imprison Cassandra who's gone insane.
