Plot:
Washington D.C., a group of movers and shakers discuss troops, money, and the war effort. Cue the stock footage of sinking ships, riots, and war fu. Dr. Saunders debates
how to destroy ammo dumps when he receives a visitor: Mr. Colomb.
Saunders doesn’t remember Colomb (BELA LUGOSI). The ever creepy Lugosi had another face at the time and attacks Saunders. The others walk in and Saunders is talking
in a zombie monotone. His guests leave.
Lugosi gives Saunders some instructions and leaves. Saunders’s butler, Steven, fixes a room for the Count.
Kearny finds Bela in his cab.
Later, Kearney’s body is found gripping a Japanese dagger in his hand on the steps of the Japanese embassy. Cue the newspaper montage.
The FBI sends special agent Dick Martin to question Saunders and his niece, Alice.
Later, at Saunders’s house, Alice arrives. She meets Agent Dick. She tries talking with her uncle who is locked in his room and claims to be terrible sick. She bumps into
the creepy Bela.
Of course, I never drink wine...
More witty banter that was never in any Howard Hawk movie between Alice and Agent Dick ensues. He leaves.
Alice tries seeing her uncle again to no avail. Wallace, another dinner guest, wants to see Saunders who refuses to see him. Later Wallace sneaks back into the house and
runs into Lugosi. They struggle.
Alice hears a commotion and checks on it and finds Bela reading a book. She leaves, and Bela finds a better place for Wallace’s body.
More of the dinner guests are suspicious of Kearney’s death and Wallace’s disappearance. Ryder and Van Dyke call Wallace’s hotel room and head up. By the way, Wallace
is talking in a zombie monotone yet no one notices it. Bela is in the room and promptly dispatches with Wallace.
Ryder and Van Dyke find Wallace’s body. They sneak out and decide it is better not to tell the cops. They know they’re being hunted and can be on the guard.
Back at Chalet Saunders, Alice freaks out when she is sure there is someone in her room. Running downstairs, she runs into Bela who is sure she’s just a hysterical female.
Ryder and Van Dyke go to Saunders’s house. Ryder tells Saunders through the door about Wallace and how Van Dyke wants to go to the police for protection. They’re to
go to the basement where Saunders will meet them. In the basement, Ryder decides to finish Van Dyke when multiple gunshots ensue. Bela finds the dead Van Dyke and the
mortally wounded Ryder.
Alice heads to the basement, finds a body, and runs off into Agent Dick’s arms. 4 seconds later, they head to the basement where there are no bodies. Agent Dick wants to
seen Saunders.
Lugosi is in Saunders’s room. Zombie monotone Dr Saunders ensues about not bothering him, etc…Agent Dick leaves.
Washington D.C., 2 bodies are found at the step of the Japanese embassy each holding Japanese daggers. Another newspaper montage ensues.
Steven, the butler, has vanished.
The FBI wants to get to Hanlan, the last dinner guest.
Hanlan gets a note.
Agent Dick visits Alice again. He tells her about the 2 bodies that were her uncle’s dinner guests. Lugosi finds a note from the butler leaving to visit a sick friend. Lugosi has
to leave.
The FBI trails Count Dracula. When, they pull the cab over, Lugosi has vanished.
Elsewhere, Hanlan is in a business meeting when Agent Dick pays a visit on him. They need him to help catch the killer.
Later, the FBI surrounds Saunders’s house. The Chief checks Saunders’s room. Agent Dick finds Steven tied up in the basement. Chief reveals that Alice is an agent. Dr.
Saunders disappeared 10 years ago. His real niece contacted the Chief.
Suddenly, a scream distracts everyone. Bela Lugosi attacks Hanlan.
The agents catch a masked man. Lugosi is able to shoot Hanlan.
Dr. Saunders tells what is going on. 10 years ago in Japan, Dr. Bela Lugosi sporting a truly wicked Fu Manchu mustache and goatee is to surgically alter several members
of the Order of the Black Dragon into being able to impersonate several wealthy American businessmen.
Surgery fu ensues; the Japanese leader is pleased with Lugosi’s work. However, he is imprisoned to keep him from revealing their new identities. However, a man is in the
prison cell with the evil Nazi Dr. Bela Lugosi. Note: it is Bela Lugosi without the Fu Manchu and no grey hair… Dr Lugosi uses his mini plastic surgery tool kit. Cut to
the present.
Dr. Saunders was injected with some sort of formula that hideously disfigured him.
Montage, the spy ring is destroyed…USA..USA…USA…
