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Black Brigade (1970)

Carter's Army


Cast:

Stephen Boyd is Capt. Beau Carter
Robert Hooks is Lt. Edward Wallace
Susan Oliver is Anna Renvic
Rosey "I didn't look good with Ray Milliand's head on my shoulders" Grier is Big Jim
Moses "Bumpy Jonas from Shaft" Gunn is Doc Hayes
Richard "Many moons before Superman 3" Pryor is Pvt. Jonathan Crunk
Glynn Turman is Pvt. George Brightman
Billy Dee "LANDO CALRISSIAN" Williams is Lewis


What the box says:

Captain Carter (Stephen Boyd) is an officer in World War II who must lead a troop on a suicide mission into Nazi territory. Carter is white, and the unt he is assigned to is Company B, an all-Black unit that has seen no action other than digging graves and latrines. Carter has two days to get the unit into shape for Operation London Bridge.


Plot:

In 1944 Germany, a jeep approaches the castle headquarters. Captain Carter must report to the general. Carter’s mission is to take over a dam and hold it until reinforcements arrive. He is assigned to command B brigade.

Stock parachute footage ensues.

Carter skulks through the woods and gets the drop on Private Crunk, ok Richard Pryor. The illustrious captain isn’t impressed with Richard Pryor’s guard ability. They head back to the camp.

Lieutenant Wallace meets Captain Carter. Carter is disgusted with Wallace’s insubordinate attitude. The captain isn’t too happy when he learns the entire company is black.

B Company has never seen any combat.

Wallace learns of Carter’s orders.

In the morning, Carter inspects the motley bunch of soldiers. To the side, Carter chews out Wallace and doesn’t consider the men to be real soldiers. B Company is a service company: digging trenches, latrines, etc...

Carter wants 6 volunteers along with Wallace to take the dam.

Wallace picks Richard Pryor, Rosey Grier, Lando, Doc, Writer, and Deaf Guy. The men aren’t told of the mission yet.

Writer has Doc hold onto his journal which extols all the glorious battles and medals won by B Company. Well, none of those things ever happened.

On the move, Carter learns that the cook is physics teacher.

On rest, Carter learns of Lando’s superb knife throwing skills.

Back on the march, Carter wants to save time by not taking cover. Half of the men have gotten in the clear, and the other half have yet to start. Deaf Guy is trapped in the middle and doesn’t hear anyone telling him to take cover. Deaf Guy is rapidly demoted to dead guy when the plane guns him down.

Carter even refuses to spend the time to bury Deaf Guy. Wallace leaves angry about it, and the rest keep on marching.

Some German troops pass the US troops who make it to the farmhouse and their contact, Anna the icy blonde. Carter has the men get to the barn. He finally reveals to the men the mission is to take and hold the dam.

Wallace is convinced they’ll be dead by this tomorrow. Anna is more positive and tries to convince him to be more positive. He gives her a chaste kiss on the cheek as Carter walks in the farmhouse. Anna introduces Carter to the taste of hand by slapping him a good one across the face. Righteous indignation ensues.

Later, Wallace and Carter almost seem to be bonding. Carter doesn’t want the men to die.

Carter uses the radio to contact the general when Nazis pull up outside. Anna hides the radio and Carter before the Nazis enter the house. B Company is hiding in the barn.

B Company wants to make a run for it. Wallace won’t let any of them desert. Carter gets to the barn, and they all head out.

Miles away, the soldiers keep marching. Richard Pryor is getting spooked, opens fire, and hides in a hole. Rosey tries talking him out of his fear because Carter will bust a cap in him otherwise. Richard Pryor rejoins the group.

They reach the abandoned winery and search the buildings. Writer gets his notebook back from Doc. Pryor and Rosey sneak off and discover a small cache to wine bottles.

Carter and Wallace plot the attack. They want Lando to scout around the dam. His knife throwing skills can be very useful.

Some guy spots Lando. He rushes to get his rifle.

Writer is embellishing another of his stories.

Swaggering Richard Pryor and Rosey ensues.

Captain Carter tries to be inspirational. He inspects his men’s weapons. They all need to be prepared and leaves.

Rosey does a mock inspection of Richard Pryor and Writer unaware of Carter behind him. Suddenly, sniper guy shoots Rosey. Captain Carter and Lt. Wallace go after the snipe and are able to shoot him.

Lando and the Doc head on to spy the German soldiers at the dam. Heading back, they hit a landmine. Doc gets back to the squad. Reporting where the charges are located. Cater, Wallace, and the Writer leave Doc behind. Richard Pryor runs off.

The Germans are finishing planting the explosives on the dam. A farmer approaches. Richard Pryor is hiding in the farmer’s cart. He gets the detonator.

Carter, Wallace, and the Writer run down. Writer gets shot and killed. Richard Pryor gets wounded. Carter and Wallace get to Richard Pryor. The US Army pulls up to the dam. The incoming soldiers insult Carter and Richard Pryor. Carter tosses the shovel away before the medic takes care of Richard Pryor.


What I say:

Warning, I will repeatedly mention the Dirty Dozen through my comments.

The great thing about reviewing B-movies is that no matter how many you watch, there are always plenty of others to watch. The variety isn't touched by many sites who focus more on specific certain genres: horror, sci-fi, etc...This isn't any attempt at any type of criticism and don't worry my ten of fans even with made for-TV movies with Erik Estrada are still fair game for this site. However, reviewers (we all) have to be afraid of the great evil, Indifference, that discourages us from writing. With movies from so many genres, there is always plenty of ammo for B-movie reviewers...

The early 1970s saw the rise of the Blaxsploitation subgenre. While actors like Richard Roundtree and actresses like Pam Grier were in movies Shaft or Foxy Brown. Somehow, 1970s Aaron Spelling seems wrong without Charlie's Angels or the 6 Million Dollar Man. What does that have to do with this movie? I didn't expect to run across a movie written by Mr. Spelling. Watching this movie I keep thinking that Aaron Spelling was trying to combine Dirty Dozen with Glory to make a TV-movie. Somehow, an Aaron Spelling movie with Richard Pryor, Rosey Greer, and Moses Gunn is hard to belive. How could anyone pass up a 1970s made-for-TV movie version of the Dirty Dozen with Lando Calrissian and Richard Pryor?

The war movie with a soldier that is scared but is able to overcome his fears to be a hero wasn't quite as completely worn out at that point. The soldier that wants to be a writer is almost as time old as the "overcoming his fear"-soldier.

Stephen Boyd is a sad cry from Lee Marvin. Captain Carter just swaggered around as if he were the greatest thing and couldn't even consider the brigade he was assigned to were soldiers. Of course, by the end, he had gained respect for the men. Not the grudging respect in the unlikely buddies movies.

Several scenes seemed to have very quick jump cuts as if parts of the movie were editted out. A barely more than 70 minute movie isn't saying much for the Sunday night TV-movie. These aren't the kind of movies that are remembered for high action or even bad action. When a gunfight from the 1960s Dragnet is more exciting, you've got a problem.



2 1/2 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

"The code name is London Bridge."
"My pleasure is right now."
"He's just as dead if we bury him or not."
"German is the language of physics."
"Don't you ever let me see you touch a white woman!"


Morals of the Story

Parachute drops take several hours.
Saying "boy" doesn't make a Southern accent.
Yelling at the deaf doesn't work.
Nazis didn't have swastikas on their uniforms.