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Akira (1988)


Original Voice Cast:

Mitsuo Iwata is Shôtarô Kaneda
Nozomu Sasaki is Tetsuo Shima
Mami Koyama is Kei
Tesshô Genda is Ryûsaku (as Tetsusho Genda)
Hiroshi Ohtake is Nezu
Kôichi Kitamura is Priestess Miyako / Council A


What the box says:

In 1988, the landmark Anime film Akira by director Katsuhiro Otomo defined the cutting edge of Anime around the world By today's standards, Akira remains a landmark achievement in cel animation and retains the explosive impact of its higly detailed animation and its intensely violent saga of power and corruption. Pioneer Entertainment proudly presents this classic film, completely restored and digitally re-mastered.

Childhood friends Tetsuo and Kaneda's motorcycle gang encounters a military operation to retrieve an escaped experimental subject. The military captures Tetsuo and conducts experiments on him that unleash his latent psychic ability, but when these new powers rage out of control, Tetsuo lashes out at the world that has opressed him!


Plot:

In 1988, Tokoyo was destroyed. However, 31 years later and after World War III, Neo Tokoyo ihas been built.

Kaneda, Tetsuo, and the rest of the gang head out to fight their rivals, the Clowns. Afterwards, they barely evade the police who handling a tax protest. Rebels are trying to sneak a little grey guy out during the riot. Tetsuo almost runs over the littel grey guy. Soldiers are searching for him and take the grey guy and Tetsuo with them. The rest of the gang is left to be taken in by the police.

Kaneda spots one of the rebels, Kei, and realizes she's not in any gang, but she gets away.

In the lab, scientists are experimenting on Tetsuo to solve the problem of Akira's power. He manages to escape and return to the school. Later, Tetsuo wants to run off. Kaori, his girfriend, goes with him. They're caught by the Clowns and roughed up before the rest of the gang finds them. The scientists catch Tetsuo and take him away again.

Kaneda finds Kei during a bombing.

Scientists are studying the little grey guy and the others. They warn the Colonel to keep Tetsuo because of his importance to the project. They activate a new lab to check the site where Akira activated his power decades ago.

The rebels plan to free Tetsuo from the experimenting. Kaneda wants help rescue his friend.

The government council is chewing out the Colonel because of Akira.

The rebels while breaking into the lab are spotted. Kaneda and Kei manage to steal a guard bike. Tetsuo is becoming more powerful. The guards try to stop him to no avail. The little grey test subjects try to stop Tetsuo from awakening Akira. Tetsuo has decided that Akira is a true threat to him.

The government council demotes and arrests the Colonel who demands martial law and stages a coup.

Kaneda is learning more about Akira's power from Kei before they manage to escape the cell.

Tetsuo is becoming overwhelmed by the power when he isn't power-crazy and getting revenge on a few of those who have been picking on him over the years.

The people are starting to cheer and follow Akira in the streets and see the soldiers attacking Tetsuo who they automatically assume is Akira. Tetsuo continues his march to the Olympic Stadium where Akira is to be kept. The other test subjects talk through Kei to warn Tetsuo not to use Akira's power.

Tetsuo is able to handle Kei easily and opens Akira's cell. He's shocked to find only some of Akira's body parts.

The people are still marching towards Tetsuo. The military aims a satellite beam weapon at him and hits him several times and it only makes Tetsuo angry and he starts blasting all over Neo Tokoyo.

Kaori finds the hurt Tetsuo when Kaneda rides up and shoots st him.

The test subjects fly up as Tetsuo's body is starting to reform into some sort of plasmic blob. He reforms as the test subjects save Kaneda. An explosion consumes a portion of Neo Tokoyo and Tetsuo and test subjects are . Kaneda and Kei ride off on his bike.


What I say:

Tetsuooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Kanedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no way I could avoid that joke. I first saw Akira when it debuted on the Sci-Fi channel in 94, 95. That was with the original English dubbing where Kaneda was voiced by one of the guys from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Have I thrown enough of my 90s nerdiosity down for the gauntlet? I never got around to watching Akira in its fully glory until I got it on DVD. Another confession, I've not gotten around to watching it with even having it for more than 9 years.

Outside of Heavy Metal and Vampire Hunter D, this is one of best animated movies of the 1980s. Computer animation has spoiled everyone from the 2000s and on... Even while some are impressive like Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within and all the Pixar movies, the thought of animation one cell drawn and another drawn just a slight different gets that Ray Harryhausen feel

Some reviews need to go into more detail than others. With Akira, I'm trying to cut back. I've never read the manga adaption of Akira. For that matter, the anime movie was released a couple of years before the 2,000 page story was finished. So, plenty of things are bound to be not included and to get lost in translation. I've tried to bring up differences in adaptations in some of my other reviews between novels and movies, etc....like the Battlefield Earth review. Well, this is as far as I can go with Akira.

A biker gang's mascot-like member, Tetsuo, almost runs over an escaping test subject and is taken in by the soldiers. Afterwards, the scientists want to experiment on him and somehow he is becoming as powerful as Akira who 30 years earlier destroyed the city and started World War III. The gang's leader, Kaneda, is determined to find his friend and that leads him into a collision course with the local rebel group and to discover how Akira's power is changing Tetsuo.

Don't super-powers normally lead to some sort of apocalypse? Uncanny-Men'sDark Phoenix Saga and Watchmen are just the top couple that pop up in the recesses of this comic book fanboy's mind...

Point to Ponder

Bikers in clown makeup as a serious part of anything?...Well, Killer Klowns From Outer Space looks like it has some serious competition if anyone wanted to include it in their dissertation...



4 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

"Give me some 3 peanuts."
"Repeal the tax reforms."
"Tetsuoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You little twerps!"
"Gimme some...capsules..."
"That's Mr. Kaneda to you, punk!"


Morals of the Story

Street gangs should be based on circus clowns.
Little grey guys can emit sonic screams.
Cars are filled with milk.
Scientific experiments need to wear large red flowing capes.


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