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Abominable Dr Phibes (1971)

Dr. Phibes
The Curse of Dr. Phibes


Cast:

Vincent "Would anyone care to spend a night in the House on Haunted Hill" Price is Dr. Anton Phibes
Joseph "Dr Frankenstein from Lady Frankenstein" Cotten is Dr. Vesalius
Virginia North is Vulnavia
Terry-Thomas is Dr. Longstreet
Sean Bury is Lem Vesalius


What the IMDB says:

A doctor, scientist, organist, and biblical scholar, Dr. Anton Phibes, seeks revenge on the nine doctors he considers responsible for his wife's death.


Plot:

Vincent Price is playing the organ in the classic Phantom of the Opera style and then leads his band. Vulvania enters the room and dances with him before driving him away.

A doctor goes to bed unaware of the cage that is lowered into the room and removed. Bats attack the doctor. Phibes heads home.

In the morning, the butler finds the dead doctor. The cops investigate the scene. Tom mentions that another doctor was killed be bees earlier.

Vince is back to his organ.

Later, at a masked ball, Dr. Hargraves, a psychiatrist, is fumbling with his frog mask. Phibes helps him with the mask. Somehow, the mask is tightened so hard that Hargraves stumbles around the room before falling down a flight of stairs.

Inspector Trout and Tom believe the deaths are connected. However, the captain doesn’t believe in any connection.

Dr. Longstreet is watching a secret stag reel of a belly dancer when Vulvania walks into the room. She ties him to the chair without him putting up one iota of fight. Phibes walks in and starts draining Longstreet’s blood.

The cops have finally discovered that all the doctors worked for Dr. Vesalius. Trout pays him a visit and asks about the deaths and learns of Longstreet’s death.

Trout and Tom get to Longstreet’s house. They find a strange pendant on the floor.

At an engraver’s shop, Trout learns that the pendant was bought by a woman. The pendant was Hebrew for blood and was part of a set of 10 symbols for the 10 curses of the Pharaohs.

Anton Phibes is mourning his wife.

Trout learns that the doctors were only connected by 1 case: Victoria Regina Phibes. Her husband died in a car wreck on the way to the hospital.

Elsewhere, Phibes’s car is alongside the road with Vulvania standing looking sad and distressed. A doctor stops and has his driver help her. Phibes kills the driver and puts a machine in the doctor’s car.

Inspector Trout and Tom find the car with the frozen doctor inside. The killer has struck with the curse of hail.

Vesalius goes to a music shop to learn about Anton Phibes.

The cops check the Phibes’ mausoleum. They find his coffin empty. Since, they’re already there they check the wife’s coffin which is empty, too.

The captain is pretty unhappy about this case and terrified of the press learning of it.

Dr. Keytai takes his plane for a spin. Tom tries to catch up to him to no avail. While midair, Keytai learns that snakes on a plane aren’t quite as bad as rats when the rats are crawling all over one. Freaking out, erratic flying ensues until the crash which results in a well cooked doctor.

The cops have found another doctor: Wickham. While taking the good doctor into protective custody, a brass unicorn is shot from across the street impaling him.

I'm suffering from a sudden stabbing pain
I'm suffering from a sudden stabbing pain

Phibes talking to a picture of his wife about how things will be completed in 24 hours when he joins her.

The jolly English Captain chews out Trout once more.

Phibes and Vulvania are boiling brussel sprouts?

The cops heavily guard the nurse from the operation. They stand guard outside her room for the night. Phibes goes to the floor above her room. Drills through the floor, he pours some green slime on her. Next, he takes a tube connected through the hole and releases a large number of locusts.

Trout talks with Vesalius about the plague of the firstborn if it could mean Vesalius’s son, Lem? Rushing home, they discover Lem is gone.

Trout goes to check on the nurse and finds she has become a locust lunch.

Phibes calls Vesalius and Trout eavesdrops. Phibes gives his deadline for the doctor to arrive by midnight and come alone. Trout will go too; Vesalius knocks him out and leaves. Arriving at the mansion, Phibes begins to accuse him of murdering his wife. The boy is on an operating table.

Trout wakes up.

Lem has a key implanted in him which must be removed to unlock the gurney or else acid will disfigure the boy’s face. He gets to operating. Phibes sends Vulvania to destroy the works. He gets back to taunting Vesalius and reveals the car wreck disfigured him. Big shocking moment.

Vulvania destroys the robot band. Phibes fires up his organ playing skills once more.

The cops arrive while Vulvania is trashing everything like Keith Moon annihilating a drum set.

Vesalius is frantically working to get the key out in time. He manages it and Vulvania makes the mistake of crossing the room and getting the acid bath herself.

Phibes is fixing another Vincent Price face. He heads to the double coffin for his wife and himself. Embalming himself, Phibes is in the coffin which seals up in the floor.

The cops search but can’t find Phibes. They ponder how the final curse was darkness unaware that they’re walking directly over Phibes.


What I say:

I've only reviewed a few Vincent Price movies compared to the number of Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi movies even though he is my favorite horror actor and probably my favorite movie actor of all time. I even have a framed autograph picture of Vincent Price in my bedroom. There is no shrine so don't think I'm quite a stalker yet...Where was I going with this paragraph before rambling into Delusion-ville. Ah, yes, the Vincent Price movies like the Bat, House on Haunted Hill, and Last Man on Earth.

Many years have passed since I've seen this movie. For some reason, I was expecting more of a typical Vincent Price role. I have been confusing the Abominable Dr. Phibes with Theater of Blood. Both featured a crazy guying killing those he felt had wronged him. Theater of Blood had more of Vincent Price hamming it up by playing an actor killing crtitics using methods mentioned in Shakespeare plays. Phibes barely speaks and sounds like he needs Ned Gerbolski's electronic voice box that or the MC Hawking speak and spell voice box...

Khan had it right. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Captain Ahab chased a great white whale. Dr. Doom just wanted revenge on RICHARDS! On to the movie, Phibes is a man that can't let go and utterly consumed by his anger and madness. Don't worry, any movie, that has a character drained of his blood, and another being fed to locusts doesn't require much psycho-analyzing. Becaue, we found a character that puts the psycho in psychotic rather than the infamous Psycho-Pirate(got to name drop my DC comic book geek credits...)

I've never heard of any kind of surgery that needs 8 doctors but only 1 nurse. How could a single nurse bring them all double mocha frappucinos let alone take down all the dictating from 8 doctors besides handing the surgerical scalpels out? Can't be sure what sort of surgery requires a psychiatrist obviously a non-Xenu connected operation.

She wasn't in the movie for very much and was uncredited, too. But the 1970s uber-saucy tart, Caroline Munro was Vincent Price's wife. No wonder the man went nuts and planned an elaborate and incomprehensible scheme to avenge her death. Tell me you wouldn't do the same thing if you lost Caroline Munro from Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter.



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Quotable Dialogue

"Bats appearing out of nowhere?"
"Bees in his library?"
"Fools. They'll have the worms soon enough."
"If you say they've all died mysteriously I'll bloody kill you!"
"A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen. "
"You need not be alarmed, he's already been anaesthetized."


Morals of the Story

Orchestras have drum sets used by rock bands.
Bats love chicken eggs.
Doctors love hand cranked stag reels.
Old guys aren't disturbed by starange young women that tie them up.
Slime causes people to fall into a deep sleep.
Locusts can eat a woman into a mummified corpse in 5 minutes.
Pipe organs are elevators.


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