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     We rate everything on a scale of 0 to 5 NINJAS. Five being the highest...and 0 (so bad you'll want to decapitate yourself and impale your severed head on a tree branch) the worst, we hope...All ratings are subjective. There is no way to watch a movie without judging to some degree from other movies. I'd like to think anyone can kind of see what I would consider a good movie. That doesn't mean a low ninja movie is bad. Odds are it is a better candidate for the MST3K treatment provided you can get some friends to suffer through it with you...

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A

Abominable Dr. Phibes Can Vincent Price using the 10 Plagues of Egypt on you be a good idea?
Adventures of Ford Fairlane Can Ford Fairlane battle Wayne Newton and the evil known as Smiley?
Adventures of Fu Manchu Can the evil mastermind's insane plans be stopped?
Adventures of Young Van Helsing Can Van Helsing's descendant not be a tool and find the lost scepter?
American Vampire Can the surfing vampire slayer ADAM WEST save the day?
Ape Can an Ape-suited Boris Karloff cure a paraplegic?
Apeman Can Bela Lugosi not be turned into a monkey because of SCIENCE?
Armitage III: Polymatrix Can hot-pants clad Armitage solve the case killer stalking robots?
Army of Darkness Can Ash defeat the Army of Darkness with his BOOMSTICK!?!?
Assassin Can any killer android defeat the power of ROBERT CONRAD?
Assault on Precinct 13 Can this police precinct survive the night of gang attacks?
Astroesque Can not even ninjas atone this completely plotless movie?
Atomic Brain Can brain transplants need fission for the Atomic Brain?
Attack From Space Can a gunhappy Starman save Earth while breathing in Outer Space?
Attack of the Beast Creatures Can a group of shipwrecked people survive BEAST CREATURES?
Attack of the Giant Leeches Can giant Leeches stop devouring all the rednecks in the swamp?
Attack of the Monsters Can Gamera defeat the telepathic Cannibal aliens and Guiron?


B

Backyard Dogs Can backyard wrestlers handle the underworld world backyard wrestling?
Bad Taste Can Earth survive aliens hellbent on selling Kentucky Fried People?
Bat Can the masked Bat uncover the secret treasure of the haunted mansion?
Battlefield Earth Can the most generic hero of all stop the evil stilted alien Travolta?
Battle of the Worlds Can Earth survive an extraterrestrial attack from a rogue planet?
Beast of Yucca Flats Can a radioactive Tor Johnson be stopped from killing?
Beatniks Can the gang leader ditch his past to be a swinging singer?
Beginning of the End Can Chicago be saved from the terror of giant locusts or grasshoppers?
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla Can this comedic duo battle the mad scientific genius of Bela Lugosi?
Big O 2: Volume 1 Can Roger Smith pilot Big O through these new mecha to fight?
Big O 2: Volume 2 Can Roger Smith uncover the shocking truth behind Paradigm City?
Big O 2: Volume 3 Can the memories from 40 years ago be the answer to Paradigm City?
Big O 2: Volume 4 Can Roger Smith answer the final secret of Paradigm City?
Big Trouble in Little China Can the ultra-manly Kurt Russell stop the immortal Chinese Wizard?
Billy Jack Can we get the message about pacifism enough through Billy Jack's kicks?
Black Brigade Can Aaron Spelling do a TV-Movie of the Dirty Dozen?
Black Caesar Can trying to stop crime boss Fred "The Hammer" Williamson be smart?
Black Cobra Can any crazy gang handle Fred "The Hammer" Williamson?
Black Cobra 2 Can any country handle the power of Fred "The Hammer" Williamson?
Black Dragons Can the Lone Ranger discover what evil Bela Lugosi is up to?
Black Room Can Boris Karloff or his twin survive any family curse?
Blob Can Steven McQueen stop killer gelatinous space goo?
Blob (1988) Can killer gelatinous goo be stopped by a rebel and a cheerleader?
Blood Mania Can any doctor being blackmailed have a happy ending?
Blood of Dracula's Castle Can trying to evict vampires from your castle ever be a good idea?
Bloody Pit of Horror Can the evil wrestler revenge the world of supermodels?
BMX Bandits Can Nicole Kidman get her trendy BMX-bike and foil robbers, too?
BodyGuard Can Sonny Chiba defeat the evil drug trade?
Brainiac Can a brain eating monster get revenge 300 years too late?
Brain Machine Can the scientific project not be E-villllllllll in the 1970s?
Brain That Wouldn't Die Can a brain and monster get the revenge they crave?
Breeders Can any New Yorkers stop aliens who think Earth is the nookie palace?
Bride of the Gorilla Can a cursed Raymond Burr have a happy life?
Brood Can the killer psycho midgets be stopped in time?
Bruce Lee the Invincible Can anything attain the level of martial arts battles with Kung Fu Gorillas?
Bruce Lee: the Man, the Myth Can Bruce Lee's life story can be told with the Mafia involved?
Bubba Ho-Tep Can an elderly Elvis and JFK end the terror of this soul sucking mummy?
Bucket of Blood Can a busboy impress the dirty beatniks with his sculptures?


C

Cabin Fever Can a flesh-eating virus eliminate these annoying characters faster, please?
Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter Can a swashbuckling hero hunt a vampire and get the hot Gypsy chick, too ?
Carnival of Souls Can Mary discover why the Creepy Zombie Guy is stalking her ?
Carnivore Can a group of idiot teens get killed by a carnivorous monster?
Catman in Boxer's Blow Can Catman make an apperance in this movie?
Catman in Lethal Track Can Catman stop the evil pyrokinetic Reverend Cheever?
Child Bride Can the SCANDAL of child marriage be stopped in time?
Chinese Ghost Story:Tsui Hark Animation Can a tax collector and ghost find happines and escape an exorcist monk?
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown Can this gang of biker chicks stop an army of battery powered zombies?
Cleopatra Jones Can Cleopatra Jones put a stop to the drug queen-pin called Mommy?
Concrete Cowboys Can 2 cowboys solve the mystery and not get east bound and down?
C.O.P.S. Can Future COPS stop the future crooks in this blazing 80s cartoon?
Corpse Vanishes Can a plucky reporter uncover Bela Lugosi's nefarious scheme in time?
Corruption Can Dr. Peter Cushing be nagged at until he kills?
Crawling Hand Can the astronaut's severed killer hand be stopped before it is too late?
Creature from the Haunted Sea Can the Mafia get the gold and not be captured by SECRET AGENT DWEEB?
Creepshow Can the Creepkeeper tell the tales of this horror comic book movie?
Critters Can Space Bounty Hunters catch Carnivorous Super Tribbles?
Curse of the Mummy's Tomb Can the curse of the Mummy's tomb be stopped in time?
Curse of the Swamp Monster Can our rugged hero defeat the mad scientist and swamp monster?
Crypt of Horror Can the witch be stopped from getting her vengeance?
Cyborg 2 Can Angelina Jolie escape an evil corporation with Jack Palance's help?


D

Damien: Omen 2 Can a boy in military academy really be the antiChrist?
Dead Alive Can Lionel, uber-mamma's boy, stop the horror of a gaggle of zombies?
Dead-End Drive-In Can a man and his Chevy break out of the prison camp at a Drive-In?
Dead Hate the Living Can this film crew survive a band of zombies lead by Rob Zombie?
Deadly China Hero Can Jet Li stop to the fire breathing centipede?
Dead Men Walk Can a guy stop his twin vampire brother?
Death Kick Can super lawyer survive the fighters his ex-clients have hired?
Death Race 2000 Can evil Rocky beat heroic Frankenstein as they race over pedestrians?
Delinquent Daughters Can anyone in the 1940s decypher the mind of any teenagers?
Delta Force 2 Can any drug kingpin battle Chuck Norris?
Dementia 13 Can an unsaned Axe-Man stop from killing around this Irish castle ?
Devil Bat Can Bela Lugosi use a giant bat to kill his aftershave wearing enemies?
Devil in the Flesh Can Rose McGowan win the love of the goofy, manly teacher?
Devil's Hand Can the dangers of the voodoo cult be explained at a doll store?
Dick Tracy Can Dick Tracy uncover who the slasher serial killer is in time ?
Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome Can Dick Tracy stop the nefarious plans of Boris Karloff?
Dick Tracy TV Series Can Dick Tracy handle this motley crew of gangsters?
Die, Die, My Darling! Can a crazy old woman brainwash her future daughter-in-law?
Dirty Ho Can anyone be interested in this movie without the title?
Django Can Django use what's in the coffin he drags around with him?
Django Strikes Again Can Django rescue his daughter Rambo style?
Dog Soldiers Can a platoon of soldiers survive a pack of werewolves?
Double O Kid Can spy-in-training Corey Haim defeat the evil Brigette Nielsen?
Dragon's Infernal Showdown Can an orphaned kung fu student get revenge on who killed his family?
Dr. Blood's Coffin Can Dr Blood reanimate the dead by giving them a living heart?
Dreamaniac Can any heavy metal musician make a good deal with demons?
Duel to the Death Can these swordmasters duel without those interefering, pesky ninjas ?


E

Earth vs the Flying Saucers Can the world defeat the evil aliens bent on conquest?
Eastern Condors Can Sammo Hung complete this suicide mission without Lee Marvin?
Eegah Can Jaws the Caveman win the maiden fair from the director's son?
8 Legged Freaks Can a small town handle the onslaught of killer giant spiders?
Epoch Can the mystery of the alien artifact be discovered in time?
Evel Knievel Can George Hamiliton jump over cars as well as the plot?
Evil Brain From Outer Space Can Starman defeat the Evil Brain and his army dressed as Batmen?
Evil Dead 2 Can the Groovy Ash defeat the hordes of the Evil Dead?


F

Fangs of the Living Dead Can your vampiric sorcerous family wanting you to be closer be a good idea?
Fantastic Four Can the Fantastic Four defeat the villanous Doctor Doom?
Fantasy Mission Force Can Jackie Chan free Abraham Lincoln from Japanese Nazis?
Fast and the Furious Can this unlikely pair fall in love and run from the cops, too?
Fat Spy Can this wild bunch of teens have a party with Phyllis Diller around?
Final Fantasy: Spirits Within Can these computer generated 8 spirits be gathered to save the world?
Fist of Fear, Touch of Death Can these people cash in on the memory of Bruce Lee?
Fist of Fury Can Bruce Lee demonstrate you don't want to feel his fists of fury?
Flesh & Blood Can a sword-wielding Rutger Hauer get revenge on a treacherous noble?
Fortress Can Christopher Lambert survive the terror of the intestinator?
For Your Height Only Can any villains compete with a 3 foot midget super-spy?
Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell Can Peter Cushing create Darth Vader in the 1800s?
FreeJack Can Emilio Estevez escape the evil bonejacking Mick Jagger?
Freeway Can Reese Witherspoon stop the Evil Disfigured Keifer Sutherlund?
Frighteners Can Marty McFly battle the Grim Reaper to the after-death?
Frogs Can Frogs menace Sam Elliott when they never do anything evil?
Frozen Alive Can our hero prove he didn't put the audience in suspended animation?
Full Contact Can someone actually think betraying Chow Yun-Fat was a good idea?
Fury of the Wolfman Can werewolves be mentally controlled by mad scientists?
Future War Can one kickboxer stop an army of dinosaurs and a killer cyborg?


G

Galaxis Can Ladera stop the evil lightning throwing Richard Moll?
Gamera the Invincible Can KENNY abandon his obsession with giant flying turtles?
Gamera Vs Monster X Can Gamera stop the evil Jiger from destroying the World's Fair?
Gen 13 Can a new group of teen superheroes save the world?
Ghost in the Shell Can an elite cyborg hottie uncover the secret of the Puppet Master?
Ghost Patrol Can one cowboy stop the dastardly plane crashing ray?
Giant Gila Monster Can the local bunch teen hotrodders handle an enormous reptile?
Giant of Marathon Can Steve Reeves save Athens from traitors and woo a blonde chick, too?
Giant Spider Invasion Can Wisconsin defeat the evil of a giant car-sized spider?
GI Joe: Mass DeviceCan the Joes stop Cobra from teleporting their way to world domination?
GI Joe the Movie Can the totally irresponsible Lt. Falcon save the world?
Ginger Snaps Can Ginger keep from living up to the title of this movie?
G-Men From Hell Can 2 hardboiled Feds escape ROBERT GOULET and get into Heaven?
Godzilla 2000Can Godzilla stop a UFO disguised as a meteor piloted by an alien?
Godzilla's Revenge Can our psychopath Ichiro hallucinate enough about Godzilla and Minya?
Godzilla Versus Mothra Can Japan survive when a giant lizard and a moth collide?
Great St. Louis Bank Robbery Can Steve McQueen rob a bank and not become the backdoor man?
Green Slime Can Captain Jerk stop the evil of the GREEN SLIME?


H

Hard Rock Zombies Can an undead rock band stop Hitler and his freaky family?
Harlock Saga Can Captain Harlock retrieve the magic gold to save the universe?
Hellcats Can the dead be avenged by joining a biker gang?
Hell Comes to Frogtown Can Roddy Piper rescue the maidens fair from the mutant frogs?
Hell Up in Harlem Can the mob learn not to anger Fred "The Hammer" Williamson?
Hercules Can the mighty Hercules complete his trials with very sweaty guys?
Hercules and the Masked Rider Can a masked do-gooder and Hercules stop the evil duke?
Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon Can Hercules take on Babylon and rescue the kidnapped queen?
Hercules in New York Can Hercules survive in the modern world?
Hidden Can this unlikely duo stop an evil alien slug-beast?
Hidden 2 Can a new alien stop this flock of evil alien slug beasts?
High School Confidential Can the dangers of 1950s drugs be stopped in this culture of juvenile punks?
H-Man Can Japan handle gangsters, killer goo, and radiation sickness?
Homicidal Can this movie not be considered the William Castle attempt at Psycho?
Horror Hotel Can the witches in this small cursed town be stopped?
Hot Rod Girl Can the Rifleman tame the hot rodders of the city?
House by the Cemetery Can the family discover a zombie doctor is living in the basement?
House of the Dead Can any group survive zombies and the directorial power of Uwe Boll?
House on Haunted Hill Can this haunted house party survive the ghosts until the morning?
Howard the Duck Can a 3 foot duck woo Lea Thompson and stop the DARK OVERLORDS?
Human Monster Can Bela Lugosi be an evil insurance agent in London?


I

I Eat Your Skin Can a novelist stop an army of zombies on Voodoo Island?
I Married a Monster From Outer Space Can any extraterrestrial marriages really work under false pretenses?
I Was a Communist for the FBI Can any communists schemes not be stopped by G-MEN?
Indestructible Man Can an undead revenge-seeking Lon Chaney Jr. be a good idea?
Inhumanoids: Evil That Lies Within Can these heroic scientists stop monsters from the CENTER of the Earth?
Innocent Blood Can the hot vampire chick stop a legion of vampire mobsters?
Inside Man Can this movie not be the worst movie I've reviewed?
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale Can any evil wizard stand against KING BURT REYNOLDS and Jason Statham?
In the Shadow of Kilimanjaro Can Gimli the Dwarf stop the armies of baboons?
Invisible Ghost Can a ghost drive Bela Lugosi to murder?
Iron Monkey 2 Can Iron Monkey's descendent save the day?
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time Can these shenanigans be funny outside of the 1970s?


J

Johnny Mnemonic Can Keanu Reeves save the world with what's in his head?
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter Can Jesse James defeat Frankenstein's granddaughter?
Josh Kirby:Time Warrior:Trapped in Toyworld Can the Time Warrior survive a world of living toys?
Justice League America pilot Can an evil "Weatherman" defeat the mighty Justice League of America?


K

Kill Cruise Can this not seem like a rip off of Dead Calm?
Killer Klowns From Outer Space Can these evil Klowns be stopped before escaping in their big top UFO?
Killer Meteor Can the Killer Meteor save the evil Jackie Chan from dying?
Killers From Space Can Peter Graves resist his alien brainwashing and be a real American?
Killer Shrews Can Sheriff Roscoe Coltrante survive giant poisonous killer shrews
King Kong Versus Godzilla Can Kong and Godzilla settle their difference in a battle to the death?
King of Kong Island Can there be a King on a non-existent island with jungle stock footage?
King of the Zombies Can our intrepid heroes uncover the nefarious Voodoo-Zombie plot?
Klansman Can any group stand against the power of OJ Simpson and Lee Marvin?
Kung Fu Hustle Can a wannabe gangster learn to be an expert Kung Fu Master?


L

Lady Frankenstein Can Lady Frankenstein get her freak on and Feed her Frankenstein, too?
Lake Placid Can the killer crocodile be stopped in time?
Laserhawk Can a teenager fly a spaceship to save humanity from hungry Arachnoids?
Laser Mission Can Brandon Lee rescue the German scientist Ernest Borgnine?
Last Man on Earth Can Vincent Price stop the teeming legions of the undead?
Last Samurai Can more than a single scene with a monkey redeem this movie?
Last Starfighter Can playing a video game long enough let you save the universe?
Legend of the 8 Samurai Can Sonny Chiba's group of Samurai defeat the evil Creepy Witch Woman?
Legend of Boggy Creek Can the mystery of the Boggy Creek monster be discovered?
Li'l Abner Can Lil Abner avoid being trapped on Sadie Hawkins Day?
Little Shop of Horrors Can plants craving human blood be a good idea?
Lost Missile Can anything on Earth stop the missile and dreaded scientist marriages?


M

Madmen of Mandoras Can a WW 2 dictator's brain wanting to rule the world be a good idea?
Mad Monster Can SCIENCE create an army of werewolves for revenge and profit?
Magic Sword Can Sir George free the maiden fair from Basil Rathbone?
Maniac Can the perils of mental illness be defeated by an ex-vaudeville actor?
Maniac Cop Can Bruce Campbell stop the MANIAC COP?
Manster Can a man be half monster and all jerk in Japan?
Massacre Can I really think of a way to describe the plot that doesn't suck on toast?
Master Can the world handle a ninja teaching Timothy Van Patten ninja skills?
Mean Guns Can the Highlander survive Ice-T's Battle Royale?
Meet the Feebles Can the audience stand the back stage antics of the Feebles Variety Hour?
Merlin: The Return Can Merlin and some kids stop the evil Tia Carrere?
Messiah of Evil Can a small town have a secret history of zombies?
MindWarp Can in the future the Tall Man face Bruce Campbell?
Monster From a Prehistoric Planet Can a baby monster be rescued by its invincible parents who trash Tokyo?
Monster That Challenged the World Can the Navy stop the killer giant snails?
Moon of the Wolf Can the werewolf stopped by the FUGITIVE?
Mr. Wong, Detective Can Frankenstein's Monster solve the murder mystery?


N

Nabonga Gorilla Can any guy wandering in the jungle not run across a Sheena ripoff?
Naked Space Can this Alien spoof have a single funny moment?
Near Dark Can our hero, Caleb, survive the evil that arrives NEAR DARK?
Night Evelyn Came out of the Grave Can the ghost of a noble's wife get her revenge?
Night Fright Can this generic monster terrorize the lunchmeat gang?
Nightmare Castle Can these vengeful ghosts get their revenge?
Nightmare in Wax Can a disfigurred guy not be seeking revenge for those who wronged him?
Night of the Creeps Can brain leeches ensue hilarity on a college campus with zombie frat guys?
Night of the Demons 2 Can Angela's party be stopped by one ninja nun?
Night of the Lepus Can humanity resist the battling bignormous bunnies?
Night of the Shark Can Treat Williams get revenge on those who killed his brother?
Night Tide Can Dennis Hopper figure out if he's dating a killer mermaid?
Ninja Death 1 Can anyone stop those pesky ninjas?
Ninja Destroyer Can ninjas randomly appear enough to make this movie interesting?
Ninja in the Killing Fields Can the heroic Ninja defeat the evil drug-dealing ninjas?
Ninja Resurrection Can a single samurai stop the evil pretty boy?
Ninja Wars Can a lone ninja stop the evil Devil Monks who use Vomit-FU?


O

Omega Cop Can the kung fu Omega Cop save Adam West and the future?
One Armed Executioner Can a criminal enterprise be stopped by a one-armed cop seeking revenge?
Opium Connection Can the war on drugs ever be won by the United Nations?


P

Parasite Eve Can the ultimate biologial nightmare be stopped in time?
Perils of the Jungle Can hunting wild game in the African jungle be a good idea?
Phantasm Can anyone stand against the power of the Tall Man's flying silver balls?
Phantom Creeps Can the world stop the evil mad scientist, Bela Lugosi?
Phantom from Space Can an invisible alien that kills people be so dull?
Phantom Raiders Can an elite commando group destroy the communist terrorist training camp
Pinata Survival Island Can the underwear collecting college coeds survive the evil piņata?
Piranha Can our intrepid heroes stop the ravenous hordes of...(it's the title)?
Piranha 2: the Spawning Can the flying piranhas stopped before ruining the resort's annual festival?
Pitch Black Can this marooned group survive the night against man-eating aliens?
Plan 9 From Outer Space Can the aliens using zombies prevent Earth from destroying the universe?
Pocket Ninjas Can a group of midget ninjas defeat Cobra Khan and confuse the viewers?
Prisoner in the Middle Can the nuclear warhead be disarmed in time by the elite squad?
Project A Can Jackie Chan defeat the villainous pirates?
Prom Night Can a pesky killer wreak havoc upon the Disco Prom?
Punisher Can Dolph Lungren play the Punisher without a shred of continuity?
Puppet Masters Can a secret government agency stop aliens from conquering the world


R

Rage of the Masters Can I describe the plot without saying Kung Fu "Coward of the County"?
Real American Hero Can Sheriff Buford Pusser stop the evil bootleggers?
Real Bruce Lee Can random footage of Dragon Lee become a documentary of Bruce Lee?
Reefer Madness Can the devil weed be stopped before ruining the lives of our heroes?
Reign in Darkness Can our leather clad vampire save humanity from the legions of vampires?
Replacement Killers Can a crime boss think trying to kill Chow Yun Fat is a good idea?
Resident Evil Can Alice, the zombie dog kung fuer, stop the hordes of the walking dead
Resident Evil: Apocalypse Can Alice make it out of Raccoon City before the walking dead?
Resident Evil: Extinction Can zombies in sand-worn Vegas stay in a sand-worn Vegas?
Return of the Living Dead Can this diverse group of victims survive the BRAIN-eating zombies
Return of the StreetFighter Can the StreetFighter survive when everyone is against him?
Return to Horror High Can a movie crew survive the murderer that killed years ago on location?
Return to the 36th Chamber Can the conman Chun learn the secrets of the 36th Chamber?
Revenge of the Ninja Can anyone think angering a retired ninja is a good idea?
Revolt of the Zombies Can the power of love stop a zombie master?
Robo Vampire Can the poor man's Robocop defeat an army of hopping vampires?
Robot Versus the Aztec Mummy Can the world exist without a Robot/Mummy battle?
Rumble in the Bronx Can Jackie Chan battle in the Bronx and survive the HOVERCRAFT?


S

Sadist Can the captive group manage to eascape the deranged ARCH HALL JR.?
Samson in the Wax Museum Can a masked wrestling detective solve the mystery of the Wax Museum?
Santa Claus Can Santa defeat the evil devil Pitch for the children of the world?
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Can kidnapping Santa Claus solve the problems of Mars?
Santa Claus the Movie Can an elven, Dudley Moore, save Christmas from the evil toy corporation?
Satanic Rites of Dracula Can Van Helsing battle Dracula to the death in the styling 1970s?
Scarecrow Can this possessed Scarecrow get his vengeance on his tormentors?
Scarecrow: Slayer Can screaming girl escape her boyfriend who is a possessed evil scarecrow?
Screaming Skull Can the screaming skull scream without vocal chords?
Screaming Tiger Can any martial arts master not be seeking revenge and not have a tiger?
Seniors Can 4 college seniors make any money by the worlds oldest profession?
Shack Out on 101 Can any spy ring run by Lee Marvin be stopped?
Shaft Can Shaft be a bad-mutha "Shut your mouth, just talking about Shaft"?
Shaft in Africa Can Shaft crack the slavery ring?
Shaft's Big Score Can Shaft crack the case of his dead friend and survive the mob?
Shaolin Deadly Kicks Can any constable defeat the Eight Dragon, bandits?
Shaolin Soccer Can the Shaolin Soccer Team defeat Team Evil?
Shiri Can our special agents stop the mysterious sniper?
Shrunken Heads Can any criminals stand against shrunken heads and the power of Voodoo?
Sh!!! The Octopus Can the Octopus have 8 tentacles, pilot a sub, and conquer the world?
Shogun's Ninja Can the battling ninjas end their blood feud?
Sister StreetFighter Can it be called a StreetFighter movie if Sonny doesn't growl?
Sisters of Death Can these coeds survive this deadly reunion?
Six String Samurai Can the katana wielding Buddy Holly defeat the Grim Reaper Slash?
Slave of the Cannibal God Can Cannibals distract us from the monkey being eaten by a snake?
Sleepstalker Sandman's Last Rites Can the Sandman ever be stopped?
Slipstream Can Bill Paxton escape the fearsome Mark Hamill?
Snakes on a Plane Can a plane full of snakes battle Mace Windu?
Snake People Can the voodoo cult be stopped if run by a creepy midget?
Snowbeast Can a ski lodge stand Bigfoot's rampage?
Snow Devils Can astronauts stop the evil climate changing aliens?
Son of Ingagi Can any newlywed couple handle a house with a homicidal ape-man?
Spawn Can Spawn uncover his past while battling mobsters, CIA, and demons?
Spawn 2 Can Spawn keep bury the demons that haunt him?
Spawn 3 Can Spawn survive Heaven's bounty hunters?
Spider BabyCan anyone want to claim to be related to this family?
Star Wars Holiday Special Can you watch a movie George Lucas doesn't want you to see?
Street Fighter Can the Street Fighter do the infamous X-Ray punch to the skull?
StreetFighter's Last Revenge Can the StreetFighter defeat the Mob?
Stuff Can the evil dessert sweeping the country be stopped?
Swamp Thing Can a scientific formula that turns you partially into a plant be a good idea?
36 Shaolin Beads Can our intrepid heroes defeat the ghosts using the SUPER NEEDLE GUN?


T

Teenager Crime Wave Can any group of people survive criminal teenagers in the 1950s?
Teenagers From Outer Space Can Derrick the alien defeat Thor and stop the Gargan hordes to save Earth?
Teenage Zombies Can a mad scientist create her own army of various TEENAGE ZOMBIES?
Tenchi the Movie Can an alien contend with a guy and a gaggle of brightly hair colored chicks?
Terminal Invasion Can convict BRUCE CAMPBELL stop an alien invasion?
Terrified Can being chased by a hooded killer not drive you TERRIFIED???
Terror Can Jack Nicholson discover the secrets that haunt Boris Karloff's castle?
Terror in Tiny Town Can the midget cattle rustlers be stopped in time?
Terror of MechaGodzilla Can our Godzilla defend the Earth from his robotic doppelganger?
They Came From Beyond Space Can a small band of scientists stop mind controlling aliens?
The Thirsty Dead Can anyone survive the blood-drinking immortal cult in the jungle?
13 Ghosts Can a family live in a mansion haunted without ensuing wackiness?
This Is Not a Test Can using a semi truck as a bomb shelter be a good idea?
Thunder Prince Can Andy and a monkey stop the evil Black Mantis?
Tormented Can any woman falling off a lighthouse not haunt their boyfriend?
Trancers Can Jack Deth and Helen Hunt stop the time traveling cult leader Whistler?
Tremors Can Kevin Bacon and Remo Williams defeat giant man-eating worms?
Tremors 2: Aftershocks Can Remo Williams handle giant worms in a Mexican oil field?
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection Can a new batch of methane emitting worms be stopped by Burt, gun nut?
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins Can giant man-eating worms face HIGH NOON in the Old West?
Trick or Treat Can Skippy defeat the evil of Rock and Roll?
Trog Can an unfrozen caveman adjust to society at Joan Crawford's behest?
Truck Turner Can Isaac Hayes, skip tracer, stop the pimps wanting him dead?
27th DayCan aliens give Earth deadly weapons without us blowing up the planet?


U

UltraMan 2 Can UltraMan defeat the evil monsters attacking Earth?
UltraVioletCan any oppressive government stand against a vampiric Milla Jovovich?
Undertaker and his Pals Can you not order the Blue Plate Special with all the murders occurring?
Underworld Can gun-wielding vampires and werewolves be in a Romeo and Juliet movie?
Unknown World Can the journey to not quite the center of the world save humanity?
Unnamable 2 Can our intrepid nerd save the nubile Alyda from a demonic Julie Strain?
Unnatural Can a scientist create a killing monster into the "perfect woman"?


V

Vampire Hunter D Can ultra-cool D end the bloody reign of the evil Count?
Vampire Wars Can vampire exterminators find enough vampires to terminate in SPACE?!?
Virtual Assassin Can the heroic ex-cop battle cyber-powered villain with Billy Idol hair?


W

Warning From Space Can Starfish aliens help save Earth from a meteor collision?
Warriors of the Wasteland Can a guy in a hot rod get revenge against his old post apocalyptic gang?
Wasp Woman Can wasp royal jelly be the greatest cosmetic in a pre-Botox era?
Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory Can a mysterious werewolf be caught before wiping out a reform school?
Werewolf Vs Vampire Women Can our intrepid werewolf find peace and stop the vampire woman, too?
White Gorilla Can the White Gorilla find peace among a jungle of stock footage of animals?
White Pongo Can an expedition tracking a gorilla not be made a monkey of?
White Warrior Can Hercules defeat the evil Russians in a movie that inspired Braveheart?
White Zombie Can the newlyweds battle the Voodoo Master Bela Lugosi?
Wild Wild World of Batwoman Can Batwoman and her flock stop the maniacal Rat Fink?
Wild Guitar Can Arch Hall Jr not get ensnared into the unscrupulous music industry?
Wild Women of Wongo Can Mother Nature bring the Wongo Women to Goona guys?
Wraith Can the ghost driver of a Dodge Interceptor hunt down his killers?


Z

Zaat Can a scientist turn themselves into a mutant killer fish and not be mad?
Zardoz Can Sean Connery not be embarrassed by giant stone heads?
Zeram Can Iria, the bounty hunter, stop the alien killing machine, Zeram?





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