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| Abominable Dr. Phibes | Can Vincent Price using the 10 Plagues
of Egypt on you be a good idea? |
| Absolution | Can any Father Richard Burton ever be good with murders in
the area? |
| Adventures of Ford Fairlane | Can Ford Fairlane battle Wayne Newton
and the evil known as Smiley? |
| Adventures of Fu Manchu | Can the evil mastermind's insane plans
be stopped? |
| Adventures of Young Van Helsing | Can Van Helsing's descendant
not be a tool and find the lost scepter? |
| Akira | Can Akira ever be truly explained in this anime review? |
| Alien Contamination | Can humanity stop evil alien
chest-bursting eggs? |
| Alien Species | Can humanity stop this alien invasion without
Will Smith or Jeff Goldblum? |
| Alien Zone | Can any mortician tell stories of customers without
extraterrestrials? |
| All the Kind Strangers | Can a family of 7 kids really want
to find new parents? |
| Alpha Incident | Can a microscopic Alien LifeForm sicken humans
into party animals? |
| Amazing Transparent Man | Can a bank robber turning
invisible be a good idea? |
| American Vampire | Can the surfing vampire slayer ADAM WEST
save the day? |
| Anatomy of a Psycho | Can any psycho ever be anatomied? |
| Ape | Can an Ape-suited Boris Karloff cure a paraplegic? |
| Apeman | Can Bela Lugosi not be turned into a monkey because of
SCIENCE? |
| Armitage III: Polymatrix | Can hot-pants clad Armitage solve
the case killer stalking robots? |
| Army of Darkness | Can Ash defeat the Army of Darkness with
his BOOMSTICK!?!? |
| Assassin | Can any killer android defeat the power of ROBERT
CONRAD? |
| Assault on Precinct 13 | Can this police precinct survive the
night of gang attacks? |
| Assignment: Outer Space | Can a headstrong reporter and
by-the-book spaceship captain save Earth? |
| Astral Factor | Can a crazed killer with paranormal skills be
stopped? |
| Astroesque | Can not even ninjas atone this completely
plotless movie? |
| Atomic Brain | Can brain transplants need fission for the
Atomic Brain? |
| Atomic Rulers of the World | Can Starman defeat the atomic
weapon wielding would be conquers of Earth? |
| Attack From Space | Can a gunhappy Starman save Earth while
breathing in Outer Space? |
| Attack of the 50 Foot Woman | Can it ever be a smart idea
to anger any 50 Foot Woman? |
| Attack of the Beast Creatures | Can a group of shipwrecked
people survive BEAST CREATURES? |
| Attack of the Giant Leeches | Can giant Leeches stop
devouring all the rednecks in the swamp? |
| Attack of the Monsters | Can Gamera defeat the telepathic
Cannibal aliens and Guiron? |
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| Babysitter | Can a mid-life-crisis-suffering prosecutor
handle blackmail and the babysitter? |
| Backyard Dogs | Can backyard wrestlers handle the underworld
world backyard wrestling? |
| Bad Taste | Can Earth survive aliens hellbent on selling
Kentucky Fried People? |
| Bat | Can the masked Bat uncover the secret treasure of the haunted
mansion? |
| Battlefield Earth | Can the most generic hero of all stop the
evil stilted alien Travolta? |
| Battle of the Worlds | Can Earth survive an extraterrestrial
attack from a rogue planet? |
| Beast of the Yellow Night | Can a guy learn that turning into
a beast-monster is a bad idea? |
| Beast of Yucca Flats | Can a radioactive Tor Johnson be stopped
from killing? |
| Beatniks | Can the gang leader ditch his past to be a swinging
singer? |
| Beginning of the End | Can Chicago be saved from the terror
of giant locusts or grasshoppers? |
| Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla | Can this comedic duo battle
the mad scientific genius of Bela Lugosi? |
| Big O 2: Volume 1 | Can Roger Smith pilot Big O through these
new mecha to fight? |
| Big O 2: Volume 2 | Can Roger Smith uncover the shocking truth
behind Paradigm City? |
| Big O 2: Volume 3 | Can the memories from 40 years ago be the
answer to Paradigm City? |
| Big O 2: Volume 4 | Can Roger Smith answer the final secret
of Paradigm City? |
| Big Trouble in Little China | Can the ultra-manly Kurt Russell
stop the immortal Chinese Wizard? |
| Billy Jack | Can we get the message about pacifism enough through
Billy Jack's kicks? |
| Billy the Kid Vs Dracula | Can gunslingers easily handle
the supernatural only if bats are present? |
| Black Brigade | Can Aaron Spelling do a TV-Movie of the Dirty Dozen? |
| Black Caesar | Can trying to stop crime boss Fred "The Hammer" Williamson
be smart? |
| Black Cobra | Can any crazy gang handle Fred "The Hammer" Williamson? |
| Black Cobra 2 | Can any country handle the power of
Fred "The Hammer" Williamson? |
| Black Dragons | Can the Lone Ranger discover what evil Bela
Lugosi is up to? |
| Black Room | Can Boris Karloff or his twin survive any family
curse? |
| Blob | Can Steven McQueen stop killer gelatinous space goo? |
| Blob (1988) | Can killer gelatinous goo be stopped by a rebel
and a cheerleader? |
| BloodFight | Can any martial artist not a feud solved in
a BloodFight? |
| Blood Mania | Can any doctor being blackmailed have a
happy ending? |
| Blood of Dracula's Castle | Can trying to evict
vampires from your castle ever be a good idea? |
| BloodRayne | Can any video game based half-vampires not get
revenge against a vampire warlord? |
| Blood Tide | Can the voice of Darth Vader stop a sea monster? |
| Bloody Pit of Horror | Can the evil wrestler revenge the world of
supermodels? |
| BMX Bandits | Can Nicole Kidman get her trendy BMX-bike and foil
robbers, too? |
| BodyGuard | Can Sonny Chiba defeat the evil drug trade? |
| Brainiac | Can a brain eating monster get revenge 300 years too
late? |
| Brain Machine | Can the scientific project not be E-villllllllll in
the 1970s? |
| Brain That Wouldn't Die | Can a brain and monster get the revenge
they crave? |
| Brain Twisters | Can tampering with brains and computers not
lead to madness and murder? |
| Breakout From Oppression | Can wrongly convicted not be targeted for revenge in elaborate schemes? |
| Breeders | Can any New Yorkers stop aliens who think Earth is the
nookie palace? |
| Bride of the Gorilla | Can a cursed Raymond Burr have a
happy life? |
| Brood | Can the killer psycho midgets be stopped in time? |
| Bruce Lee Fights Back From the Grave | Can Karate fights
coherency into this exploitation of Bruce Lee's name? |
| Bruce Lee the Invincible | Can anything attain the level
of martial arts battles with Kung Fu Gorillas? |
| Bruce Lee: the Man, the Myth | Can Bruce Lee's life story can be
told with the Mafia involved? |
| Bubba Ho-Tep | Can an elderly Elvis and JFK end the terror of this
soul sucking mummy? |
| Bucket of Blood | Can a busboy impress the dirty beatniks with
his sculptures? |
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| Cabin Fever | Can a flesh-eating virus eliminate these annoying characters
faster? |
| Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter | Can a swashbuckling hero hunt a
vampire and get the hot Gypsy chick? |
| Carnival of Souls | Can Mary discover why the Creepy Zombie Guy
is stalking her ? |
| Carnivore | Can a group of idiot teens get killed by a carnivorous
monster? |
| Catman in Boxer's Blow | Can Catman make an apperance in this
movie? |
| Catman in Lethal Track | Can Catman stop the evil pyrokinetic
Reverend Cheever? |
| Champ Against Champ | Can any evil mayor not anger the lone
martial artist returning to town? |
| Child Bride | Can the SCANDAL of child marriage be stopped in
time? |
| Chinese Ghost Story:Tsui Hark Animation | Can a tax collector
and ghost find happiness and escape an exorcist monk? |
| Chopper Chicks in Zombietown | Can this gang of biker chicks stop
an army of battery powered zombies? |
| Cleopatra Jones | Can Cleopatra Jones put a stop to the drug
queen-pin called Mommy? |
| Cold Room | Can flipping between decades actually be this irritaing and dull? |
| Colossus & the Amazon Queen | Can Glauco rescue his buds who've
been captured by the Amazons? |
| Concrete Cowboys | Can 2 cowboys solve the mystery and not get east
bound and down? |
| C.O.P.S. | Can Future COPS stop the future crooks in this blazing 80s
cartoon? |
| Corpse Vanishes | Can a plucky reporter uncover Bela Lugosi's nefarious
scheme in time? |
| Corruption | Can Dr. Peter Cushing be nagged at until he kills? |
| Cosmos: War of the Planets | Can any humans stop the evil robotic
entity determined to conquer the galaxy? |
| CounterBlast | Can the evil scientist be stopped from completing
his genetic warfare? |
| Country Blue | Can any 1970s movie have enough car chases without CBs? |
| Crawling Hand | Can the astronaut's severed killer hand be stopped
before it is too late? |
| Creature from the Haunted Sea | Can the Mafia get the gold and
not be captured by SECRET AGENT DWEEB? |
| Creeper | Can a pack of camping doctors survive any crazed wilderness stalkers? |
| Creepshow | Can the Creepkeeper tell the tales of this horror comic book
movie? |
| Crippled Masters | Can a no-armed man and a no-legged man mightily
Kung Fu their enemies? |
| Critters | Can Space Bounty Hunters catch Carnivorous Super Tribbles? |
| Crucible of Horror | Can a mother and daughter plot the the perfect murder of top dad? |
| Curse of Bigfoot | Can 1970s teenagers defeat a mummified bigfoot? |
| Curse of the Mummy's Tomb | Can the curse of the Mummy's tomb be stopped
in time? |
| Curse of the Swamp Monster | Can our rugged hero defeat the mad
scientist and swamp monster? |
| Crypt of Horror | Can the witch be stopped from getting her
vengeance? |
| Cyborg 2 | Can Angelina Jolie escape an evil corporation with Jack
Palance's help? |
| Cyclops | Can any giant cyclops have a quality life if having to fight supersnakes? |
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| Damien: Omen 2 | Can a boy in military academy really be the antiChrist? |
| Day of the Panther | Can any drug cartels not suffer at the hands of the Panther Clan? |
| Day the Sky Explodes | Can humanity prevent a swarm of asteroids from
crashing into the Earth? |
| Dead Alive | Can Lionel, uber-mamma's boy, stop the horror of a gaggle
of zombies? |
| Dead-End Drive-In | Can a man and his Chevy break out of the prison
camp at a Drive-In? |
| Dead Hate the Living | Can this film crew survive a band of zombies lead
by Rob Zombie? |
| Deadly China Hero | Can Jet Li stop to the fire breathing
centipede? |
| Deadly Impact | Can Fred "the Hammer" Williamson just be a sidekick
in a movie? |
| Dead Men Walk | Can a guy stop his twin vampire brother? |
| Death in the Shadows | Can any murder not be solved in the 1980s? |
| Death Journey | Can trying to stop Fred "the Hammer" Williamson
ever be a good idea? |
| Death Kick | Can super lawyer survive the fighters his ex-clients
have hired? |
| Death Race 2000 | Can evil Rocky beat heroic Frankenstein as they
race over pedestrians? |
| Death Warmed Up | Can a mad scientist experimenting on human brains
without creating some sort of psycho-zombies? |
| Delinquent Daughters | Can anyone in the 1940s decypher the mind of
any teenagers? |
| Delta Force 2 | Can any drug kingpin battle Chuck Norris? |
| Dementia 13 | Can an unsaned Axe-Man stop from killing around this
Irish castle ? |
| Destroy All Planets | Can Gamera, the giant flying turtle, save
Earth from evil aliens this day? |
| Devil Bat | Can Bela Lugosi use a giant bat to kill his aftershave
wearing enemies? |
| Devil in the Flesh | Can Rose McGowan win the love of the
goofy, manly teacher? |
| Devil With 7 Faces | Can jewel thieves and mistaken identity not be a European thriller? |
| Devil's Hand | Can the dangers of the voodoo cult be explained
at a doll store? |
| Devil's Nightmare | Can anyone survive the European succubus? |
| Devil's Possessed | Can Robin Hood and his Merry Men contend the Spanish Inquisition or a reasonable facsimile? |
| Dick Tracy | Can Dick Tracy uncover who the slasher serial
killer is in time ? |
| Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome | Can Dick Tracy stop the nefarious
plans of Boris Karloff? |
| Dick Tracy TV Series | Can Dick Tracy handle this motley
crew of gangsters? |
| Die, Die, My Darling! | Can a crazy old woman brainwash her
future daughter-in-law? |
| Dirty Ho | Can anyone be interested in this movie without the
title? |
| Disappearance of Flight 412 | Can the MIBs contend with Glenn Ford? |
| Django | Can Django use what's in the coffin he drags around with
him? |
| Django Strikes Again | Can Django rescue his daughter Rambo
style? |
| Dog Soldiers | Can a platoon of soldiers survive a pack of
werewolves? |
| Don't Answer the Phone | Can any crazed killer not be caught by the 1980s super-cop? |
| Don't Open Till Christmas | Can you not open this fatal package of Santa's goodies? |
| Doomsday Machine | Can Earth be saved from the ultimate Doomsday Machine? |
| Double Exposure | Can a photographer decypher the nightmarish murders he keeps dreaming? |
| Double O Kid | Can spy-in-training Corey Haim defeat the evil
Brigette Nielsen? |
| Dragon Lee Vs the 5 Brothers | Can the rebels survive the
evil overlord attempting to conquer the empire? |
| Dragon's Infernal Showdown | Can an orphaned kung fu
student get revenge on who killed his family? |
| Dr. Blood's Coffin | Can Dr Blood reanimate the dead by giving
them a living heart? |
| Dr. Jeyll and the Werewolf | Can a werewolf
transforming into a Hyde-an-thrope disco-dancing be a good idea? |
| Dreamaniac | Can any heavy metal musician make a good deal
with demons? |
| Duel to the Death | Can these swordmasters duel without those
interefering, pesky ninjas? |
| Dungeon of Harrow | Can exiled, insane royalty not want to torture their few ship-wrecked visitors? |
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| Earth vs the Flying Saucers | Can the world defeat the evil aliens
bent on conquest? |
| Eastern Condors | Can Sammo Hung complete this suicide mission
without Lee Marvin? |
| Eegah | Can Jaws the Caveman win the maiden fair from the
director's son? |
| 8 Legged Freaks | Can a small town handle the onslaught of
killer giant spiders? |
| Embalmer | Can a wet-suited, crazy Embalmer terrorize Venice, Italy? |
| Embryo | Can Dr. Rock Hudson tamper in the Frankenstein sciences without a killer monster? |
| End of the World | Can natural disasters and extraterrestrials not
be connected? |
| Epoch | Can the mystery of the alien artifact be discovered in
time? |
| Eternal Evil | Can astral projection not lead to murder in movies? |
| Evel Knievel | Can George Hamiliton jump over cars as well as
the plot? |
| Evil Brain From Outer Space | Can Starman defeat the Evil
Brain and his army dressed as Batmen? |
| Evil Dead 2 | Can the Groovy Ash defeat the hordes of
the Evil Dead? |
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| Fangs of the Living Dead | Can your vampiric sorcerous family
wanting you to be closer be good? |
| Fantastic Four | Can the Fantastic Four defeat the villainous
Doctor Doom? |
| Fantasy Mission Force | Can Jackie Chan free Abraham Lincoln
from Japanese Nazis? |
| Fast and the Furious | Can this unlikely pair fall in love and
run from the cops, too? |
| Fat Spy | Can this wild bunch of teens have a party with
Phyllis Diller around? |
| Final Fantasy: Spirits Within | Can these computer generated
8 spirits be gathered to save the world? |
| First Spaceship On Venus | Can an expedition to Venus
not have such a 1960s message attached? |
| Fist of Fear, Touch of Death | Can these people cash in
on the memory of Bruce Lee? |
| Fist of Fury | Can Bruce Lee demonstrate you don't want to
feel his fists of fury? |
| Fists of Bruce Lee | Can Bruce Li Kung Fu in the manner
of Bruce Lee? |
| Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe | Can Flash Gordon save and conquer the universe in only 88 minutes? |
| Flesh & Blood | Can a sword-wielding Rutger Hauer get revenge
on a treacherous noble? |
| Fortress | Can Christopher Lambert survive the terror of
the intestinator? |
| $4 of Revenge | Can every wronged man run out long enough to prove his innocence? |
| For Your Height Only | Can any villains compete with a
3 foot midget super-spy? |
| Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell | Can Peter Cushing
create Darth Vader in the 1800s? |
| Frankenstein 80 | Can Frankenstein not ever want to make a monster? |
| FreeJack | Can Emilio Estevez escape the evil bonejacking
Mick Jagger? |
| Freeway | Can Reese Witherspoon stop the Evil Disfigured Keifer
Sutherlund? |
| Frighteners | Can Marty McFly battle the Grim Reaper to the
after-death? |
| Frogs | Can Frogs menace Sam Elliott when they never do anything
evil? |
| Frozen Alive | Can our hero prove he didn't put the audience in
suspended animation? |
| Full Contact | Can someone actually think betraying Chow
Yun-Fat was a good idea? |
| Fury of the Wolfman | Can werewolves be mentally controlled
by mad scientists? |
| Future War | Can one kickboxer stop an army of dinosaurs and
a killer cyborg? |
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| Galaxis | Can Ladera stop the evil lightning throwing Richard
Moll? |
| Galaxy Invader | Can an alien escape a bunch of drunken
rednecks? |
| Gamera the Invincible | Can KENNY abandon his obsession with
giant flying turtles? |
| Gamera Vs Monster X | Can Gamera stop the evil Jiger
from destroying the World's Fair? |
| Gen 13 | Can a new group of teen superheroes save the world? |
| Ghost in the Shell | Can an elite cyborg hottie uncover the
secret of the Puppet Master? |
| Ghost Patrol | Can one cowboy stop the dastardly plane
crashing ray? |
| Giant Gila Monster | Can the local bunch teen hotrodders
handle an enormous reptile? |
| Giant of Marathon | Can Steve Reeves save Athens from traitors
and woo a blonde chick, too? |
| Giant Spider Invasion | Can Wisconsin defeat the evil of
a giant car-sized spider? |
| Giants of Rome | Can a Roman commando group defeat the
Druidic ultimate weapon? |
| GI Joe: Mass Device | Can the Joes stop Cobra from teleporting
their way to world domination? |
| GI Joe the Movie | Can the totally irresponsible Lt. Falcon save
the world? |
| Ginger Snaps | Can Ginger keep from living up to the title of
this movie? |
| G-Men From Hell | Can 2 hardboiled Feds escape ROBERT GOULET and
get into Heaven? |
| Godzilla 2000 | Can Godzilla stop a UFO disguised as a
meteor piloted by an alien? |
| Godzilla Versus Mothra | Can Japan survive when a giant
lizard and a moth collide? |
| Godzilla's Revenge | Can our psychopath Ichiro hallucinate
enough about Godzilla and Minya? |
| Good Against Evil | Can the 1970s have a pilot tv-movie of
Exorcist and Omen? |
| Grave of the Vampire | Can any vampire be friendly with their father? |
| Graveyard Shift | Can anyone work in a Stephen King factory and survive with angry rat monsters? |
| Great St. Louis Bank Robbery | Can Steve McQueen rob a bank
and not become the backdoor man? |
| Green Eyes | Can green eyes solve a murder mystery movie that's
in black and white? |
| Green Slime | Can Captain Jerk stop the evil of
the GREEN SLIME? |
| Guru, the Mad Monk | Can body-snatching be a money-making profit when you're named Guru? |
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| Hands of Steel | Can a cyborg assassin override his programming and still arm-wrestle? |
| Hard Rock Zombies | Can an undead rock band stop Hitler and his
freaky family? |
| Harlock Saga | Can Captain Harlock retrieve the magic gold to
save the universe? |
| Hellcats | Can the dead be avenged by joining a biker gang? |
| Hell Comes to Frogtown | Can Roddy Piper rescue the maidens fair
from the mutant frogs? |
| Hell Up in Harlem | Can the mob learn not to anger Fred
"The Hammer" Williamson? |
| Hercules | Can the mighty Hercules complete his trials with
very sweaty guys? |
| Hercules Against the Moon Men | Can lunar aliens defeat
Hercules in ancient Greece? |
| Hercules & the Captive Women | Can Hercules keep saving
the same woman enough times from Atlantis? |
| Hercules & the Masked Rider | Can a masked do-gooder and
Hercules stop the evil duke? |
| Hercules & the Tyrants of Babylon | Can Hercules take on
Babylon and rescue the kidnapped queen? |
| Hercules in New York | Can Hercules survive in the modern
world? |
| Hercules Unchained | Can an amnesiac Hercules still
save the day? |
| Heroic Trio | Can an evil wizard not anger the
ninjaliscious Heroic Trio? |
| Hidden | Can this unlikely duo stop an evil alien
slug-beast? |
| Hidden 2 | Can a new alien stop this flock of evil alien slug
beasts? |
| High School Confidential | Can the dangers of 1950s drugs
be stopped in the culture of teen punks? |
| H-Man | Can Japan handle gangsters, killer goo, and radiation
sickness? |
| Homicidal | Can this movie not be considered the William
Castle attempt at Psycho? |
| Horror Hotel | Can the witches in this small cursed town
be stopped? |
| Horror of the Zombies | Can models and zombies ever get together to party without any bad side effects? |
| Horror Rises From the Tomb | How any de-capitated warlock
be buried for centuries and be happy about it? |
| Horrors on Spider Island | Can dancers trapped on an island
survive any spider monster? |
| Hot Rod Girl | Can the Rifleman tame the hot rodders of the
city? |
| House by the Cemetery | Can the family discover a zombie
doctor is living in the basement? |
| House of the Dead | Can any group survive zombies and the
directorial power of Uwe Boll? |
| House of the Living Dead | Can any movie with "Living Dead" in the
title at least have one zombie? |
| House on Haunted Hill | Can this haunted house party survive
the ghosts until the morning? |
| House That Screamed | Can a European private girls school not have
a bad end in the 1970s? |
| Howard the Duck | Can a 3 foot duck woo Lea Thompson and
stop the DARK OVERLORDS? |
| How Awful About Alan | Can any Anthony Perkins movie not seem like Psycho? |
| Human Monster | Can Bela Lugosi be an evil insurance agent
in London? |
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| Idaho Transfer | Can time travel in Idaho ever be a good idea? |
| I Eat Your Skin | Can a novelist stop an army of zombies on Voodoo Island? |
| I Married a Monster From Outer Space | Can any extraterrestrial marriages
really work under false pretenses? |
| I Was a Communist for the FBI | Can any communists schemes not be stopped
by G-MEN? |
| Image of Bruce Lee | Can any Brucespolitation movie not have a cop trying
to break a criminal gang? |
| Incredible Petrified World | Can a diving bell crew escape being
trapped underwater? |
| Indestructible Man | Can an undead revenge-seeking Lon Chaney
Jr. be a good idea? |
| Inhumanoids: Evil That Lies Within | Can these heroic scientists
stop monsters from the CENTER of the Earth? |
| Innocent Blood | Can the hot vampire chick stop a legion of vampire
mobsters? |
| Inside Man | Can this movie not be the worst movie I've reviewed? |
| In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale | Can any evil wizard stand
against KING BURT REYNOLDS and Jason Statham? |
| In the Shadow of Kilimanjaro | Can Gimli the Dwarf stop the armies of
baboons? |
| Invisible Ghost | Can a ghost drive Bela Lugosi to murder? |
| Iron Monkey 2 | Can Iron Monkey's descendent save the day? |
| It Happened at Nightmare Inn | Can anyone stay at this Inn and not suffer its NIGHTMARE? |
| It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time | Can these shenanigans be
funny outside of the 1970s? |
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| Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter | Can Jesse James defeat
Frankenstein's granddaughter? |
| Jive Turkey | Can any battle involving the black gangsters and the Italian Mob be passive? |
| Johnny Mnemonic | Can Keanu Reeves save the world with what's in his head? |
| Josh Kirby:Time Warrior:Trapped in Toyworld | Can the Time Warrior survive a world of living toys? |
| Justice League America pilot | Can an evil "Weatherman" defeat
the mighty Justice League of America? |
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| Keep My Grave Open | Can any movie be made to look like it ripped
this much off Psycho? |
| Kill Cruise | Can this not seem like a rip off of
Dead Calm? |
| Killer Klowns From Outer Space | Can these evil Klowns
be stopped before escaping in their big top UFO? |
| Killer Meteor | Can the Killer Meteor save the evil Jackie
Chan from dying? |
| Killers From Space | Can Peter Graves resist his alien brainwashing
and be a real American? |
| Killer Shrews | Can Sheriff Roscoe Coltrante survive giant
poisonous killer shrews |
| King Kong Versus Godzilla | Can Kong and Godzilla settle their
difference in a battle to the death? |
| King of Kong Island | Can there be a King on a non-existent
island with jungle stock footage? |
| King of the Zombies | Can our intrepid heroes uncover the nefarious
Voodoo-Zombie plot? |
| Klansman | Can any group stand against the power of OJ Simpson and
Lee Marvin? |
| Kung Fu Fever | Can a 70s martial artist not be concerned with
"Secret" Bruce Lee training? |
| Kung Fu Hustle | Can a wannabe gangster learn to be an expert
Kung Fu Master? |
| Kung Fu-Invisible Fist | Can Crazy Dragon versus Hungry Tiger
not be true Kung Fuin'? |
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| Lady Frankenstein | Can Lady Frankenstein get her freak on and Feed her Frankenstein, too? |
| Lake Placid | Can the killer crocodile be stopped in time? |
| Laserhawk | Can a teenager fly a spaceship to save humanity from hungry
Arachnoids? |
| Laser Mission | Can Brandon Lee rescue the German scientist Ernest
Borgnine? |
| Last Gun | Can any Western town not need a masked gunfighter when gangs ride in? |
| Last Man on Earth | Can Vincent Price stop the teeming legions of the
undead? |
| Last Samurai | Can more than a single scene with a monkey redeem
this movie? |
| Last Starfighter | Can playing a video game long enough let
you save the universe? |
| L.A. Streetfighters | Can any respectable street gang Kung
Fu and breakdance? |
| Legend of the 8 Samurai | Can Sonny Chiba's group of Samurai defeat
the evil Creepy Witch Woman? |
| Legend of Boggy Creek | Can the mystery of the Boggy Creek
monster be discovered? |
| Li'l Abner | Can Lil Abner avoid being trapped on Sadie Hawkins
Day? |
| Little Shop of Horrors | Can plants craving human blood be a
good idea? |
| Lost Jungle | Can Clyde "Lion Tamer" Beatty not save the day
on the Lost Jungle? |
| Lost Missile | Can anything on Earth stop the missile and
dreaded scientist marriages? |
| Lucifer Complex | Can any superspy stop this nefarious
scheme by crazed scientists? |
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| Mad Dog | Can a crazed killer get revenge on the police who is after him just as much? |
| Madmen of Mandoras | Can a WW 2 dictator's brain wanting to rule the
world be a good idea? |
| Mad Monster | Can SCIENCE create an army of werewolves for revenge
and profit? |
| Magic Sword | Can Sir George free the maiden fair from Basil Rathbone? |
| Maniac | Can the perils of mental illness be defeated by an ex-vaudeville
actor? |
| Maniac Cop | Can Bruce Campbell stop the MANIAC COP? |
| Manos, the Hands of Fate | Can Torgo not anger the Master? |
| Manster | Can a man be half monster and all jerk in Japan? |
| Marihuana | Can undercover reporters learn the secret dangers of drugs and teenagers? |
| Massacre | Can I really think of a way to describe the plot that
doesn't suck on toast? |
| Master | Can the world handle a ninja teaching Timothy Van Patten
ninja skills? |
| Mean Guns | Can the Highlander survive Ice-T's Battle Royale? |
| Mean Johnny Barrows | Can mobsters learn not to anger
Fred "The Hammer" Williamson"? |
| Meet the Feebles | Can the audience stand the back stage antics
of the Feebles Variety Hour? |
| Merlin: The Return | Can Merlin and some kids stop the evil Tia
Carrere? |
| Mesa of the Lost Women | Can anyone survive a desert filled by
Uncle Fester's spider-women? |
| Messiah of Evil | Can a small town have a secret history of
zombies? |
| MindWarp | Can in the future the Tall Man face Bruce Campbell? |
| Mistress of Atlantis | Can any lost kingdom not have a tyrannical queen? |
| Mole Men Against the Son of Hercules | Can any Mole Men stand against
the Son of Hercules? |
| Monster From a Prehistoric Planet | Can a baby monster be rescued
by its invincible parents who trash Tokyo? |
| Monster That Challenged the World | Can the Navy stop the killer
giant snails? |
| Monstroid | Can a "based on real life" monster be anywhere near a realm of reality? |
| Moon of the Wolf | Can the werewolf stopped by the FUGITIVE? |
| Mr. Wong, Detective | Can Frankenstein's Monster solve the murder
mystery? |
| Murder Mansion | Can this manion not only have witches, vampires, ghosts, and mur-derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr? |
| Mutant | Can mutant-zombies in the South be good? |
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| Nabonga Gorilla | Can any guy wandering in the jungle not run across
a Sheena ripoff? |
| Naked Space | Can this Alien spoof have a single funny moment? |
| Near Dark | Can our hero, Caleb, survive the evil that arrives NEAR
DARK? |
| Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD | Can any terrorists have their evil masterplans
succeed against David Hasslehoff: Nick Fury? |
| Night Evelyn Came out of the Grave | Can the ghost of a noble's
wife get her revenge? |
| Night Fright | Can this generic monster terrorize the lunchmeat gang? |
| Nightmare Castle | Can these vengeful ghosts get their revenge? |
| Nightmare in Wax | Can a disfigurred guy not be seeking revenge for
those who wronged him? |
| Nightmare Never Ends | Can anyone stay awake to keep from this
never-ending nightmare? |
| Night of the Blood Beast | Can the Blood Beast survive both the day and the night? |
| Night of Bloody Horror | Can enough psychological terror bloody horrify this night? |
| Night of the Creeps | Can brain leeches ensue hilarity on a college
with zombie frat guys? |
| Night of the Demons 2 | Can Angela's party be stopped by one ninja
nun? |
| Night of the Lepus | Can humanity resist the battling bignormous
bunnies? |
| Night of the Shark | Can Treat Williams get revenge on those who killed
his brother? |
| Night Tide | Can Dennis Hopper figure out if he's dating a killer
mermaid? |
| Ninja Death 1 | Can anyone stop those pesky ninjas? |
| Ninja Destroyer | Can ninjas randomly appear enough to make this
movie interesting? |
| Ninja in the Killing Fields | Can the heroic Ninja defeat the evil
drug-dealing ninjas? |
| Ninja Resurrection | Can a single samurai stop the evil
pretty boy? |
| Ninja Wars | Can a lone ninja stop the evil Devil Monks who use
Vomit-FU? |
| Now They Call Him Sacremento | Can a wrong be eventually righted by
enough robberies and town-destroying fights? |
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| Omega Cop | Can the kung fu Omega Cop save Adam West and the
future? |
| One Armed Executioner | Can a criminal enterprise be stopped by
a wrathful one-armed cop? |
| Opium Connection | Can the war on drugs ever be won by the United
Nations? |
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| Panic | Can Captain Kirk stop the monster and save the city from the quarantine in time? |
| Parasite Eve | Can the ultimate biologial nightmare be stopped in
time? |
| Perils of the Jungle | Can hunting wild game in the African
jungle be a good idea? |
| Phantasm | Can anyone stand against the power of the Tall Man's
flying silver balls? |
| Phantom Creeps | Can the world stop the evil mad scientist, Bela
Lugosi? |
| Phantom from Space | Can an invisible alien that kills people be
so dull? |
| Phantom Planet | Can any Earth astronaut help a planet of
aliens against more evil aliens? |
| Phantom Raiders | Can an elite commando group destroy the
commie terrorist camp? |
| Pinata Survival Island | Can the underwear collecting college coeds
survive the evil piņata? |
| Piranha | Can our intrepid heroes stop the ravenous hordes
of...(it's the title)? |
| Piranha 2: the Spawning | Can the flying piranhas stopped before
ruining the resort's annual festival? |
| Piranha, Piranha | Can double the amount of piranhas in the title
mean there are any at all? |
| Pitch Black | Can this marooned group survive the night against
man-eating aliens? |
| Plan 9 From Outer Space | Can the aliens using zombies prevent Earth
from destroying the universe? |
| Planet Outlaws | Can future Earth not be saved by Buck
Rogers? |
| Pocket Ninjas | Can a group of midget ninjas defeat Cobra Khan
and confuse the viewers? |
| Point of Terror | Can suspense and early 1970s music not crash into a horrific amagalmation? |
| Prehistoric Women | Can the discovery of fire unite tribes
of men and women? |
| Prime Evil | Can a sect of evil monks not be found in New York
City? |
| Prisoner in the Middle | Can the nuclear warhead be disarmed in
time by the elite squad? |
| Prisoner of the Lost Universe | Can dimensionally travelling humans free other worlds from evil warlords? |
| Project A | Can Jackie Chan defeat the villainous pirates? |
| Prom Night | Can a pesky killer wreak havoc upon the Disco Prom? |
| Punisher | Can Dolph Lungren play the Punisher without a shred
of continuity? |
| Puppet Masters | Can a secret government agency stop aliens from
conquering the world? |
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| Queen of the Amazons | Can any 1940s Jungle Adventure not have stock
animal footage? |
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| Radio Ranch | Can breaking into country songs seem appropriate when fighting underground conquerors? |
| Rage of the Masters | Can I describe the plot without saying Kung
Fu "Coward of the County"? |
| Real American Hero | Can Sheriff Buford Pusser stop the evil
bootleggers? |
| Real Bruce Lee | Can random footage of Dragon Lee become a
documentary of Bruce Lee? |
| Reefer Madness | Can the devil weed be stopped before ruining the
lives of our heroes? |
| The Refrigerator | Can murderous fridges that are portals to evil dimensions ever be a good idea? |
| Reign in Darkness | Can our leather clad vampire save humanity from
the legions of vampires? |
| Replacement Killers | Can a crime boss think trying to kill
Chow Yun Fat is a good idea? |
| Resident Evil | Can Alice, the zombie dog kung fuer, stop the hordes
of the walking dead |
| Resident Evil: Apocalypse | Can Alice make it out of Raccoon City
before the walking dead? |
| Resident Evil: Extinction | Can zombies in sand-worn Vegas stay in
a sand-worn Vegas? |
| Return of the Living Dead | Can this diverse group of victims
survive the BRAIN-eating zombies |
| Return of the StreetFighter | Can the StreetFighter survive
when everyone is against him? |
| Return to Horror High | Can a movie crew survive the murderer
that killed years ago on location? |
| Return to the 36th Chamber | Can the conman Chun learn the secrets
of the 36th Chamber? |
| Revenge of the Ninja | Can anyone think angering a retired ninja
is a good idea? |
| Revolt of the Zombies | Can the power of love stop a zombie
master? |
| Ring of Terror | Can fraternity initiations, autopsies, and pranks not end badly? |
| Robo Vampire | Can the poor man's Robocop defeat an army of
hopping vampires? |
| Robot Pilot | Can illegal captivity improve remotely-controlled planes? |
| Robot Versus the Aztec Mummy | Can the world exist without
a Robot/Mummy battle? |
| Rocky Jones Space Ranger: Crash of the Moons | Can any space danger
overpower Rocky Jones: Space RANGER? |
| Rocky Jones Space Ranger: Menace From Outer Space | Can any Menace From Space handle Rocky Jones? |
| Rumble in the Bronx | Can Jackie Chan battle in the Bronx and survive
the HOVERCRAFT? |
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| Sadist | Can the captive group manage to eascape the deranged ARCH
HALL JR.? |
| Samson in the Wax Museum | Can a masked wrestling detective solve
the mystery of the Wax Museum? |
| Santa Claus | Can Santa defeat the evil devil Pitch for the children
of the world? |
| Santa Claus Conquers the Martians | Can kidnapping Santa Claus solve
the problems of Mars? |
| Santa Claus the Movie | Can an elven, Dudley Moore, save Christmas
from the evil toy corporation? |
| Satanic Rites of Dracula | Can Van Helsing battle Dracula to the
death in the styling 1970s? |
| Satan's Slave | Can a creepy uncle not need his niece for any kind
of sacrifice? |
| Savage Weekend | Can there be any ordinary non-Deliverance people living in rural areas? |
| Scarecrow | Can this possessed Scarecrow get his vengeance on his
tormentors? |
| Scarecrow: Slayer | Can screaming gal escape her boyfriend who is
a possessed evil scarecrow? |
| Scared to Death | Can the only color Bela Lugosi-midget movie be so train-wreckingian? |
| Screaming Skull | Can the screaming skull scream without vocal
chords? |
| Screaming Tiger | Can any martial arts master not be seeking
revenge and not have a tiger? |
| Seniors | Can 4 college seniors make any money by the worlds oldest
profession? |
| Seven Guns For Timothy | Can I not call this bad attempt at the Magnificent Seven? |
| Severed Arm | Can taking someone's arm for food not end up in bad taste? |
| Shack Out on 101 | Can any spy ring run by Lee Marvin be
stopped? |
| Shadow of Chinatown | Can any reporters stop the mad scientificness of Bela Lugosi? |
| Shaft | Can Shaft be a bad-mutha "Shut your mouth, just talking
about Shaft"? |
| Shaft in Africa | Can Shaft crack the slavery ring? |
| Shaft's Big Score | Can Shaft crack the case of his dead friend and
survive the mob? |
| Shaolin Deadly Kicks | Can any constable defeat the Eight
Dragon, bandits? |
| Shaolin Soccer | Can the Shaolin Soccer Team defeat Team
Evil? |
| She Gods of Shark Reef | Can brothers shipwrecked on an island only
with women be a good thing? |
| Shiri | Can our special agents stop the mysterious sniper? |
| Shrunken Heads | Can shrunken heads with the power of Voodoo stop
all criminals? |
| Sh!!! The Octopus | Can the Octopus have 8 tentacles, pilot a sub, and
conquer the world? |
| Shogun's Ninja | Can the battling ninjas end their blood feud? |
| Sister StreetFighter | Can it be called a StreetFighter movie
if Sonny doesn't growl? |
| Sisters of Death | Can these coeds survive this deadly reunion? |
| Six String Samurai | Can the katana wielding Buddy Holly defeat the
Grim Reaper Slash? |
| Slave of the Cannibal God | Can Cannibals distract us from the
monkey being eaten by a snake? |
| Sleepstalker Sandman's Last Rites | Can the Sandman ever be
stopped? |
| Slipstream | Can Bill Paxton escape the fearsome Mark Hamill? |
| Slither | Can one sheriff stop a super-carnivorous alien from
devouring all life on Earth? |
| Snakes on a Plane | Can a plane full of snakes battle Mace
Windu? |
| Snake Crane Secret | Can the secret book reveal the magnificent
Snake Crane Secret? |
| Snake People | Can the voodoo cult be stopped if run by a creepy
midget? |
| Snowbeast | Can a ski lodge stand Bigfoot's rampage? |
| Snow Creature | Can any rampaging Yeti have a good time in
LA? |
| Snow Devils | Can astronauts stop the evil climate changing
aliens? |
| Son of Ingagi | Can any newlywed couple handle a house with a
homicidal ape-man? |
| Sons of Hercules: Land of Darkness | Can cannibalistic dwellers
not be defeated by a relative of Hercules? |
| Spawn | Can Spawn uncover his past while battling mobsters, CIA, and
demons? |
| Spawn 2 | Can Spawn keep bury the demons that haunt him? |
| Spawn 3 | Can Spawn survive Heaven's bounty hunters? |
| Spider Baby | Can anyone want to claim to be related to this family? |
| Spirit (2008) | Can a business suited-superhero defeat a chicken-feared
Mace Windu? |
| Spirit Hunter | Can a ghost solve his own murder while being chased
by the Spirit Hunter? |
| Stanley | Can any guy have a rattlesnakes for friends with no
biting? |
| Star Odyssey | Can a sci-fi Dirty Dozen defeat extraterrestial auction-buyers of Earth? |
| Star Wars Holiday Special | Can you watch a movie George Lucas
doesn't want you to see? |
| Street Fighter | Can the Street Fighter do the infamous X-Ray punch
to the skull? |
| StreetFighter's Last Revenge | Can the StreetFighter
defeat the Mob? |
| Stuff | Can the evil dessert sweeping the country be stopped? |
| Swamp Thing | Can a scientific formula that turns you partially
into a plant be a good idea? |
| 36 Shaolin Beads | Can our intrepid heroes defeat the ghosts using
the SUPER NEEDLE GUN? |
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| Teenager Crime Wave | Can any group of people survive criminal
teenagers in the 1950s? |
| Teenagers From Outer Space | Can Derrick the alien defeat Thor
to save Earth? |
| Teenage Zombies | Can a mad scientist create her own army of
various TEENAGE ZOMBIES? |
| Tell-Tale Heart | Can enough psychological terror warp you with the
beating of "an infernal heart"? |
| Tenchi the Movie | Can Tenchi and a gaggle of brightly hair colored
chicks stop this evil alien? |
| Terminal Invasion | Can convict BRUCE CAMPBELL stop an alien
invasion? |
| Terrified | Can being chased by a hooded killer not drive you
TERRIFIED??? |
| Terror | Can Jack Nicholson discover the secrets that haunt Boris
Karloff's castle? |
| Terror (1978) | Can a witch haunting the descendants of her
executors ever be a good? |
| Terror At the Red Wolf Inn | Can an all-expenses paid
vacation ever be a good idea? |
| Terror Creatures From the Grave | Can summoning plague carriers
to hunt down your enemies be a good idea? |
| Terror in Tiny Town | Can the midget cattle rustlers be
stopped in time? |
| Terror of MechaGodzilla | Can our Godzilla defend the Earth
from his robotic doppelganger? |
| They | Can They truly be that unspeakable and undescribable? |
| They Came From Beyond Space | Can a small band of scientists
stop mind controlling aliens? |
| The Thirsty Dead | Can anyone survive the blood-drinking immortal
cult in the jungle? |
| 13 Ghosts | Can a family live in a mansion haunted without
ensuing wackiness? |
| This Is Not a Test | Can using a semi truck as a bomb
shelter be a good idea? |
| Thunder Prince | Can Andy and a monkey stop the evil Black
Mantis? |
| Tormented | Can any woman falling off a lighthouse not haunt
their boyfriend? |
| Trancers | Can Jack Deth and Helen Hunt stop the time traveling
cult leader Whistler? |
| Tremors | Can Kevin Bacon and Remo Williams defeat giant man-eating
worms? |
| Tremors 2: Aftershocks | Can Remo Williams handle giant worms in a
Mexican oil field? |
| Tremors 3: Back to Perfection | Can a new batch of methane emitting
worms be stopped by Burt, gun nut? |
| Tremors 4: The Legend Begins | Can giant man-eating worms face HIGH
NOON in the Old West? |
| Trick or Treat | Can Skippy defeat the evil of Rock and
Roll? |
| Trip With the Teacher | Can teen girls relying on bikers to
tow their schoolbus ever be good idea? |
| Trog | Can an unfrozen caveman adjust to society at Joan Crawford's
behest? |
| Truck Turner | Can Isaac Hayes, skip tracer, stop the pimps wanting
him dead? |
| 20 Million Miles to Earth | Can Rome not be a tourist attraction with Venusian & elephant fighting? |
| 27th Day | Can aliens give Earth deadly weapons without us blowing
up the planet? |
| Twister's Revenge | Can the world endure an Artificially-Intelligent monster truck seeking revenge? |
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| UFO: Target Earth | Can TVs and UFOs not seem like 2001:Space Odyssey? |
| UltraMan 2 | Can UltraMan defeat the evil monsters attacking
Earth? |
| UltraViolet | Can any oppressive government stand against a
vampiric Milla
Jovovich? |
| Undertaker and his Pals | Can you not order the Blue Plate
Special with all the murders occurring? |
| Underworld | Can gun-wielding vampires and werewolves be Romeo
and Juliet? |
| Underworld Evolution | Can a cat-suit vampiric Kate Beckinsale
use enough firepower in this sequel? |
| Unknown World | Can the journey to not quite the center of the
world save humanity? |
| Unnamable 2 | Can our intrepid nerd save the nubile Alyda from
a demonic Julie Strain? |
| Unnatural | Can a scientist create a killing monster into the
"perfect woman"? |
| Unsane (Tenebrae) | Can a writer and a police detective stop this literary inspired killer? |
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| Vampire Hunter D | Can ultra-cool D end the bloody reign of the
evil Count? |
| Vampire Wars | Can vampire exterminators find enough vampires
to terminate in SPACE?!? |
| Versus | Can a samurai fight zombies in the Resurrection Forest and be
uncool? |
| Virtual Assassin | Can the heroic ex-cop battle cyber-powered villain
with Billy Idol hair? |
| Voodoo Black Exorcist | Can a voodoo reanimate a corpse into a mummy that is unexorciseable? |
| Voyage to the Planet of the Prehistoric Women |
Can astronauts tangle with Venusian women in another movie? |
| Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet | Can a planet have dinosaurs
and be a Soviet sci-fi movie? |
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| Warning From Space | Can Starfish aliens help save Earth from a
meteor collision? |
| Warriors of the Wasteland | Can a guy in a hot rod get revenge against
his old post apocalyptic gang? |
| Wasp Woman | Can wasp royal jelly be the greatest cosmetic in a
pre-Botox era? |
| Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory | Can a mysterious werewolf be caught
before wiping out a reform school? |
| Werewolf of Washington | Can the Washington DC politicians handle politics and a werewolf? |
| Werewolf Vs Vampire Women | Can our intrepid werewolf find peace and
stop the vampire woman, too? |
| Werewolf Woman | Can the world endure the lycanthropic equivalent
of Sudden Impact? |
| White Gorilla | Can a White Gorilla find peace in a jungle of
stock footage of animals? |
| White Pongo | Can an expedition tracking a gorilla not be made
a monkey of? |
| White Warrior | Can Hercules defeat the evil Russians in a movie that
inspired Braveheart? |
| White Zombie | Can the newlyweds battle the Voodoo Master Bela
Lugosi? |
| Wild Wild World of Batwoman | Can Batwoman and her flock stop the
maniacal Rat Fink? |
| Wild Guitar | Can Arch Hall Jr not get ensnared into the unscrupulous
music industry? |
| Wild Women of Wongo | Can Mother Nature bring the Wongo Women to
Goona guys? |
| Wraith | Can the ghost driver of a Dodge Interceptor hunt down his
killers? |
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| Zaat | Can a scientist turn themselves into a mutant killer fish and not
be mad? |
| Zardoz | Can Sean Connery not be embarrassed by giant stone
heads? |
| Zeram | Can Iria, the bounty hunter, stop the alien killing
machine, Zeram? |
