5 years? It can't actually be that long ago. It's been 5 years since I started Side Order of Ninjas? Granted, Side Order of Ninjas has been moved from geocities to its own domain December 2006. Personally, the past year has been pretty rough and sucktacular but don't really like getting those details of life. My reviews are cheap therapy or the deluded ramblings of me. With more than 265 reviews in the past 5 years, it may have gone from therapy to some deranged manifesto but that's ok, too.

For everyone who wastes a few minutes reading any of my reviews or stumbles across my site from search engines, I thank you. You have no idea how glad to know these textual message bottles tossed across the internet getting discovered means...So once more I must thank every 3rd class drinking ninjapprentice.