Welcome to Side Order of Ninjas, the only source of 175% of the daily required ninjalisciousness, Power of Sonny Chiba compels you to my site. As Criswell has said "The guilty must be punished and the innocent must be rewarded." We're going to try to leave the more commonly reviewed movies alone for some that have escaped (fortunately or unfortunately) the viewing public... I'll have a new review up each Wednesday provided flood, famine, or family don't strike. This site was established as of February 23, 2003... And Hardcore Legend of Ninjaball says the site is a bit spiffier, too...if I do say so myself...

I really appreciate those that have inadvertently stumbled across my site. Of course, I have to thank the truly ninjaliscious Ten of Fans who has wasted at least 5 minutes of their life on reading my reviews. After, you've sated your ninjalicious self here, be sure to check out the January edition of Rogue Cinema for another of my totally new ninjaliscious articles.

Since this is labor of ninjalisciousness, I appreciate any comments that decrease its craptacularity and anything that proclaims my greatness. It's always good to hear from my Ten of fans. If you wish to shower the HardcoreLegend of Ninjaball (an inside joke that possibly 3 people in the world may get) with accolades and perhaps screener DVDs. Who am I to disagree? Note, I have never been socially relevant and don't intend to start now.

Hopefully, true ninjarifficness is abundant in your dimension of existence for recovering from having to listen to all the great people gloating about winter and the impending torment of elections and a leap year of this year... Just to inflate my own ego, I'd like to congratulate any of my ten of fans for putting up with me to 465+ reviews. Well, it has been a while since some good old-fashioned, pointless Italian movie has been unleashed on my site. Will it make you Panic? Lets dive into another 1970s TV-movie: How Awful About Alan. Unfortunately, still on those public domained DVD sets I've been drowning you...